I’ve probably just had crappy oysters honestly. Like I said, its not a texture or a ‘yuk raw seafood’ thing (I love sushi, even the more out-there types like uni), its just that the handful of times I’ve had raw oysters, they’ve largely not had a lot of flavor and have been rather underwhelming. I’m an east coaster…

While I’m not turned off by the texture or anything, shooting raw oysters just seems...underwhelming. Like you have to put shit on them to give them flavor and then you pretty much just slurp them down quickly. Just doesn’t seem like its worth it to me. Maybe if I had some truly good quality oysters done properly, I’d…

Did he possibly puke into a wormhole?

Same. If the bride had either explicitly decided to not bother with trying to accomodate her vegan friend or maybe simply forgot/dropped the ball, then I could understand bringing her own food. 

While I can understand the reasoning behind closing the store, I think they still should have tried to give employees more of a warning. 

“Number wuh”-*wheeze8*-“one...”

The only problem with the push to impeach is that it is like 99.9% guaranteed to fail. Does anyone honestly think that there will be enough Republicans to do an about face on Trump to get to the 2/3rds requirement needed to impeach him and remove him from office? I agree with the larger point that, far from causing a…

That just seems like a lot of extra steps just to get to the same place as ‘eliminate tipping’ is. If the end result of either system is that servers are making a higher mandatory minimum wage that is not dependent on the whims of customers, I say go with the simpler system (eliminate tipping and just raise wages). 

Ballsy move if you ask me, pandering to a chicken-centric fast food franchise right in the heart of cattle country. 

Didn’t Steinem become a Bunny just to do an expose’ on the club?

I like spice, but I do find there is a level where something being too spicy just washes out everything. you can’t focus on other flavors because you’re too busy being overwhelmed by spice. If its making me break out in a light sweat, but otherwise I can still taste individual components of the dish, that’s the sweet…

I’m sure you’ve probably went down this path, but I’m assuming there is not any kind of shots you could take that would make it possible for you to eat shrimp in at least a limited capacity?

Cracking crabs, low country shrip boils and eating crawfish are some of the best culinary experiences this world has to offer. And Old Bay seasoning is the proof a merciful and loving God. 

I don’t know to what degree the menu offering of Carl’s Jr. and Hardees mirror each other, but I do like the Frisco burger. 

I think it won’t be as bad as all that. At $12 a month, i largely suspect its something that all but the most budget crunching of families let just kind of go on auto pilot. I kind of do the same thing with Amazon prime. I don’t really watch a lot on Prime video, but at the same time, I don’t cancel it either. I think…

Jesus said that technically muskrat counts as a vegetable. 

Obligatory: $69 a year. Noice.

But, like, black voter turn out dropped to its pre-2008 levels in 2016 in the general. And no, that all wasn’t suppression either. A good bit of that was people that could have voted didn’t. 

For some reason, I originally thought like this guy just binged the food the night before or something, which I’m not exactly sure how that would have gotten him out of service. This is even stupider. Or genius, if this guy played the long game and started eating junk back in middle school for this very purpose. 

For some reason, I originally thought like this guy just binged the food the night before or something, which I’m not exactly sure how that would have gotten him out of service. This is even stupider. Or genius, if this guy played the long game and started eating junk back in middle school for this very purpose.