Well, that was one version of the story I read. Doesn’t really change much of anything. 

At what point are we just going to come out and say the fucking obvious: that Pelosi and Co.’s constant dogging on progressives isn’t merely the product of them being spineless and trying to resuscitate a thoroughly dead ‘Third Way’ form of politics in an era where they no longer makes sense, but that are down on…

I would have dearly loved to have seen that. The dude was going around collecting them with the intention of eating them. Its not clear whether he realized they were just stunned by the cold snap or if he thought they were dead. But either way its funny as hell.

Reverse psychology for the win! “You’d better NOT eat that kale salad mister! You come back here and finish your Bugles!”

A few things:

Seconded. Like, I don’t really have an issue with pot use in general, but just isn’t for me and there is nothing more annoying than meeting someone that uses it regularly look at you like you’re an alien species when you say you don’t partake. 

This tracks. I worked for Hardees in my teens (Carl’s Jr. but for east coasters) and they are pretty much shameless when it comes to making a buck. They’ll rip off anyone and any thing and chase any trend. 

While not ‘high’ in this sense, this reminds me of coming home to a roomate that put on a pot of water for Ramen noodles while drunk, then passed out and it was only by luck or Providence that I just so happened to arrive home mere minutes after the final bit of water boiled out of the pot and before it caused a fire. 

Personally, I blame the Champagne region of France for kicking this stupid bullshit off all those years ago, when they made a big deal about getting all territorial over what is champagne and making everything else go by the term ‘sparkling wine’. 

The lead singer of Smashmouth needs to be in on this too. 

Yep, thanks for adding in call-center work. While we’re floating fake laws that will never be realized, I’d also like to propose that all upper and middle management at any given company in a service industry has to do a mandatory month of customer-service work a year. Every year. For their entire tenure in their…

The should have taken the PBR-approach and just leaned into their general suckitude and try to hoover up the ironic-drinker dollars. 

Footage of animal control trying to catch the cassowary:

Here’s your friendly reminder that these things are basically just dinosaurs a little further up the evolutionary chain.

You know how people will occasionally float the idea of mandatory military service for all young people, ala’ Israel? Fuck that noise. You want to teach kids some damn life lessons, work ethic and camraderie, make them work some form of service industry job for two years straight (I personally went through food…

Why would she have the same sense of urgency? She isn’t going to be around to reap the consequences of her foot dragging and in-action.

Its almost like fields that require you to tamp down legitimate criticism and force you to cater to people without any expectation for them to treat you with any professionalism or politeness, it causes severe mental issues. 

Seems legit. 

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