Someone needs to summon the ghost of Prince to come back and fuck some sense into this town.

Both have odd smelling odors, rooms you REALLY don’t want to go into, and everyone that comes in there feels awkward and won’t look you in the eye.

Learning to eat both is key to becoming a well-rounded person.

There may not be a direct english equivalent that applies soley to cooking but I don’t see why ‘orderly’ ‘organized’ or ‘neat’ could not be used. 

Is Esperanto even actually used anymore by anyone? Was it ever actually adopted widely? I thought it was basically the Zune of languages.

I hear dark rum pairs well with Ankylosaur on the half-shell.

I hear dark rum pairs well with Ankylosaur on the half-shell.

Also, I’m going to weigh in on mealy. I like the word and I feel like it is different than other entries because it is a distinctly negative word used to describe food as opposed to being positive or even neutral. No one ever described anything as mealy in a positive way. And really, just saying the word describes…

Molecular Gastronomy.

Counter-counter-point: As with actual evolution, language evolution sometimes hits dead ends. Veg is one such dead end and needs to die. 

Everything i find online talking about umami uses the term interchangeably with ‘savory’. It really does seem to simply be two words to describe the same general type of flavor. 

If God eats mayo on fries, I’ll walk backwards into hell...

Probably for the best, try not to steal anyone’s food they leave unattended for half a second. 

Step 1) Sucker your friends into doing it for you...

If your first thought when seeing something unattended is to help yourself without even doing a cursory attempt to make sure its not up for grabs, then yeah, you have a faulty moral compass. You painted yourself as an asshole and a thief with your own words.  

Pack. The. Courts.

“She could have come down the hall and asked me what my opinion is. That would have been fine,” Vargas told the Post.

Oh that’s such bullshit. You sound like the type of asshole that eats other people’s lunch at work. 

Plastic straws are dumb.

Plastic straws are dumb.

What a horrible sequel to Love Story...