Chaps, now with crotch and butt coverage. otherwise known as pants. 

Listen, Ms. Reese, what I wear to church is solely between me and God. I don’t care what the deacons say...

In Japan

*beepboop*

Again: Your rights stop where mine begin.

*hurk*

Trust me, no one was fucking starving where I went to school. This wasn’t a ‘I have to steal a loaf of bread lest my children perish of hunger’ situation, ya feel me?

*dry, derisive Germanic laughing*

Goddammit, stop hot-boxing your pets, you filthy hippies!

Also, a ton of the videos don’t even involve fucking babies. Like you have adults just slinging Kraft Singles at their 10 year olds. I’m only surprised they are yelling ‘YEET!’ as the do it. 

I know the article only shows one of the two shoes, but on the one that is displayed, where the hell is there a palm tree on there? I can’t make it out. 

Thanks for the clarification. Of course even with a trademark, it seems like In-and-Out is reaching a bit here. They’re saying that the red and yellow color scheme is enough to associate it with their brand (and like my snarky post insinuated, I’d think most people’s minds would probably go to McDonalds first and…

*some individual*

Does In-and-Out think it would really be a wise idea to set a legal precedent to establish the mere use of a red and yellow color scheme as something that can be copyrighted? Because, me thinks that a certain fast-food behemoth that also uses the same overall color scheme and was in existence 8 years before In and Out…

If you have a habit of randomly going up to strange people and taking food items off of them, I think you kind of bring any unpleasant surprises like what you’ve described, on yourself. 

*at press time, Popeyes had not clarified if customers would have to flash them in order to obtain the beads*

You mean my all-kazoo version of ‘Now That’s What I Call Music’ doesn’t endear itself to the hearts of service workers everywhere?

I think we can safely say that a pardon is off the table at this point. Cohen trashed Trump on national television. Even if nothing of any substance in the way of actual indictments or convictions ever comes of what he said, he certainly pissed Trump off enough that he’ll never get a pardon from him, just out of…

Yeah, it is what I said. I said she should have directed her displeasure at her PA. I also said that she could have reconsidered delegating the task to a PA in the first place, especially if this particular thing was so damned important. But considering your response was a thinly veiled ‘you wouldn’t say this is she…

Ok. Have the state police enforce the law by arresting gun sellers that violate it, and then if its found out that a local sheriff or police chief actively disregarded upholding the law, arrest them for accessory after the fact.