Step 1) Sucker your friends into doing it for you...

If your first thought when seeing something unattended is to help yourself without even doing a cursory attempt to make sure its not up for grabs, then yeah, you have a faulty moral compass. You painted yourself as an asshole and a thief with your own words.  

Pack. The. Courts.

“She could have come down the hall and asked me what my opinion is. That would have been fine,” Vargas told the Post.

Oh that’s such bullshit. You sound like the type of asshole that eats other people’s lunch at work. 

Plastic straws are dumb.

Plastic straws are dumb.

What a horrible sequel to Love Story...

Chaps, now with crotch and butt coverage. otherwise known as pants. 

Listen, Ms. Reese, what I wear to church is solely between me and God. I don’t care what the deacons say...

In Japan

*beepboop*

Again: Your rights stop where mine begin.

*hurk*

Trust me, no one was fucking starving where I went to school. This wasn’t a ‘I have to steal a loaf of bread lest my children perish of hunger’ situation, ya feel me?

*dry, derisive Germanic laughing*

Goddammit, stop hot-boxing your pets, you filthy hippies!

Also, a ton of the videos don’t even involve fucking babies. Like you have adults just slinging Kraft Singles at their 10 year olds. I’m only surprised they are yelling ‘YEET!’ as the do it. 

I know the article only shows one of the two shoes, but on the one that is displayed, where the hell is there a palm tree on there? I can’t make it out. 

Thanks for the clarification. Of course even with a trademark, it seems like In-and-Out is reaching a bit here. They’re saying that the red and yellow color scheme is enough to associate it with their brand (and like my snarky post insinuated, I’d think most people’s minds would probably go to McDonalds first and…

*some individual*