Does In-and-Out think it would really be a wise idea to set a legal precedent to establish the mere use of a red and yellow color scheme as something that can be copyrighted? Because, me thinks that a certain fast-food behemoth that also uses the same overall color scheme and was in existence 8 years before In and Out…

If you have a habit of randomly going up to strange people and taking food items off of them, I think you kind of bring any unpleasant surprises like what you’ve described, on yourself. 

*at press time, Popeyes had not clarified if customers would have to flash them in order to obtain the beads*

You mean my all-kazoo version of ‘Now That’s What I Call Music’ doesn’t endear itself to the hearts of service workers everywhere?

I think we can safely say that a pardon is off the table at this point. Cohen trashed Trump on national television. Even if nothing of any substance in the way of actual indictments or convictions ever comes of what he said, he certainly pissed Trump off enough that he’ll never get a pardon from him, just out of…

Yeah, it is what I said. I said she should have directed her displeasure at her PA. I also said that she could have reconsidered delegating the task to a PA in the first place, especially if this particular thing was so damned important. But considering your response was a thinly veiled ‘you wouldn’t say this is she…

Ok. Have the state police enforce the law by arresting gun sellers that violate it, and then if its found out that a local sheriff or police chief actively disregarded upholding the law, arrest them for accessory after the fact. 

I expect that people of any gender that employ PA’s to accept that when you delegate a task to another person that there is always a non-zero chance that said tasks could possible be done wrong and to respond to situations where mistakes are made in a mature and level-headed manner and not throw a conniption fit over…

I think you misunderstood me. I am saying that Cora had a right to feel mildly annoyed at the mix-up. But that’s it. Once it was clear that this whole snafu was the result of either an error on the part of the assistant or a misunderstanding between Cora and her assistant, she should have been able to keep it together…

Ok, I’ve read a lot of pieces that promote the larger BSD movement and overall criticism of Israel and I have yet to come across anything where anyone is even implying that Israel as a country shouldn’t exist. If there is any bad faith going on here, its Israel and its most staunch defenders doing mental gymnastics to…

Yeah, at best, Cora had the right to feel mildly put out at the restaurant by otherwise should have kept her cool and then reserved her ire (within reason of course) for the assistant. And maybe learn a valuable lesson about outsourcing menial tasks to an assistant in the first place. Like, it could have taken up…

I know that, objectively, there are far worse things in the world than a food-thief, but something about someone helping themselves to food that isn’t theirs makes my blood boil. I remember in college we had a communal floor kitchen. I went down there one night and fixed myself a couple of steaks for supper. New York…

It is bullshit. And to be more to the point, I think that Israel is very much pushing the ‘criticism of Israel = anti-Semitism’ angle in order to silence critics. Unfortunately there are enough idiots that buy that argument uncritically to make it successful. 

She is very progressive on economic issues and her flub was all centrist Democrats needed to pounce on her. 

It’s entirely possible the assistant flubbed this and tried to play dumb in order to get the restaurant to cover her ass. That being said, actual booking info trumps subject line every time. And I also agree that even if the bulk of the initial mistake fell on the assistant, it in no way gives Cora a pass for acting…

I’ve always enjoyed her but damn if this doesn’t change my perception of her. So friggin’ entitled. I’m glad the restaurant brought literal receipts to prove their side of things.

I hate mayo because while at school my peers ate ungodly amounts of the stuff. Seriously, we’d go through the cafeteria line and then at the end of it, they’re be a little area with pans of condiments: mayo, mustard, ketchup. And they’d plop insane dollops on their tray like it was a fucking side dish. I’m not as far…

I’ll at least say this, typically its is easier to get people to lay off the onions than to lay off the mayo. 

Mustard-based, mayo-less, German style potato salad is superior to any mayo-based potato salad. Yes even your grandma’s. 

“As the two parties cannot seem to come to an agreement over custody, I have no choice but to decree that Mr. Sugglebottoms be cut in half!”