Tickle Me Elmo PTSD flashbacks. 

In fairness, Jong Un probably didn’t know specifically about Warmbier being tortured. That being said, its only because he was likely one of tens of thousands of people that were being tortured at that time. Once you start climbing into triple digits it can be hard to keep track of each individual torture victim.

Maybe go for the leg of Wompa. 

Well there goes the all important ‘early 40's divorcee’ vote. Not to mention he just made a powerful enemy of Jimmy Buffet and his legions of Parrotheads. 

Lets be honest. This is probably the last Fox X-Man film before Disney decides to reboot the whole thing in order to bring the X-Men into the MCU. If we don’t see a new Mystique sometime within the next 5-10 years I’ll be very surprised. 

For some people a bedroom before a little fuckaroo and a family reunion are not mutually exclusive...

It’s my understanding that in most states, only certain types of employees may be ‘tipped’ employees that are paid below the minimum wage. Typically things like servers and bartenders. Other types of workers that are not considered ‘servers’ have to be paid at least minimum wage. That is why I think they may have done…

“What was that faint yelp, off in the distance?”

We’ll just bullshit the whole thing and say you’re ahead of the curve. 

Dianoga sashimi (actually octopus)

Ah fuck it. I’ll give you a mulligan on this because I’m sure before I die Disney will probably own the rights to HGttG as well.

Partner with Denny’s and have a ‘That’s Not A Moon’ Over My Hammies...

He also has the ability to create his own buzz. That message involves bringing people together and solving problems.

Serve a bowl of really thick Asian noodles and call them Taun Taun innards.

Whatever-That-Shit-Was-That-Yoda-Fed-Luke-On-Dagoba

Obi-Scone-Kenobi

*psst* Wrong sci-fi epic!

If you can’t buy some fucking blue milk there, then it will all be a colossal waste!

I proudly support the right of women to be just as fucking dumb and bigoted as men!