Yep. Rehabilitate, don’t incarcerate.

Congrats on passing this bill that will only go on to die in the Senate.

Good point, Ollie North!

PizzaPizza! MalwareMalware!

It’s not like I was going to Wendy’s much anyway (their burgers are awful) but now I just have one more thing to add to my list. 

How badass is beer yeast?

Jesus Christ. You want to talk about delusional, lets talk about the people that think that there are anywhere close to enough moderate Republicans left in the Senate to pass an ostensibly Democratic piece of legislation. Forget Trump for a second (even though its doubtful he’d ever give Democrats a win), McConnell…

Weekly Standard 2: Electoral Boogaloo

This is refreshing. I’m glad this didn’t turn into a platform to have Dem politicians grandstand in order to promote themselves and their political careers and that some constructive questioning was done. 

Apropos of nothing but there is a Chinese buffet near where I live that adds whole fucking crawdads to the buffet on the weekends and those suckers go quick let me tell you. But damn they’re good. I have to wait to eat them last because it makes my wife ill when I suck the heads. 

So, is it strictly traditional to have a boiled egg like you’ve shown? Because you see pictures and depictions of ramen (even in Japanese popular culture) that show what is clearly a soft fried/basted or overeasy egg. And also, does it matter if you prefer your yolks runnier? Because I do. I’ve added a soft fried egg…

“The Great 1% Purge started with the most unassuming of sparks: the third Netflix price jump in two years.”

Who taught you how to use food?

I fucking hate that Meadows represents me. I can’t wait for another shot at his ass in 2020. And I hope before then the SCONC redraws the legislative map to get rid of the gerrymander. 

Yeah, I’d imagine there is probably ‘don’t cause your entire workforce to quit en mass’ clause in the franchise contract. 

While the roller skating is impressive, the local Sonic still has some roller skating car hops, honestly, I’d rather they just walk out my food. 

I’m sure with some clever paperwork they probably made it pass legal muster. 

The carhops you tip. If the made all employees ‘tipped’ workers, even those cooking the food, then that was a very shitty thing do to. 

That bit is a modern classic. I probably listen to it at least once a month. The rest of the album is also rock solid, especially the bit where he talks about having an emotional breakdown while nude except his socks, stoned on mushrooms in an airplane bathroom during extreme turbulence.

Harris will probably be lucky if he escapes from this without an indictment.