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My difference in position from yours is: not all of us have the luxury to ‘let time do the rest’. Incrementalism is great if you only need incremental improvements to your life. For the many, many Americans who need bigger changes, ‘letting time do the rest’ means basically letting themselves continue to get fucked…

My work here is done....

Given that Family Dollars, Dollar Generals, and Dollar Trees are often only staffed by one or two people tops at any given time, it surprises the hell out of me that they aren’t robbed blind constantly. Like not in a ‘give me all your cash way’ (even though...) but more in a shop lifting way. 

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I mean, technically, if you can get it to burn you can smoke anything. That does not mean its advisable. 

Yeah. I mean, you can’t really track the cash. I suppose he could try to hire a lawyer and try to sue to see bank records of any servers that were on hand that night to see if any made suspiciously large deposits the following day or something but that is probably legally dubious under the best of circumstances. And…

If it was cash tips, guy’s definitely SOL. If it was a tip on a credit card bill, I think the guy ought to be able to take it back (not to mention that if he wrote in a credit/debit card tip that exceeds his funds, it won’t get paid out anyway). 

Virgin peasant maidens the world over will rejoice at this news. 

I’ve always been an adventurous eater, so there wasn’t a lot I didn’t like growing up. But to answer the question: beets. I always thought they tasted like dirt growing up. Then one day, it was like a switch got flipped. They still taste like dirt, but now its delicious and I just use the euphemism ‘earthy’ to…

$10 rotgut? Well la-de-dah, Mistah Rockafeller. I can buy 3 bottles of Nighttrain for one bottle of your fancy ass Publix wine. I bet it even comes in a hoity-toity glass bottle with a cork and everything. Too good for a screw top are you?

Not everyone spends elementary school black out drunk. 

We need to celebrate the diversity of consumers, not make them feel stupid.

Its creative, but the all time winner of the ‘Best Way to Hock Girl Scout Cookies Awards’ goes to whichever scout was the first to set up shop outside a pot dispensary. 

You don’t get a body like that eating Girl Scout cookies. They should really be the Anti-Momoa Samoas. 

Pumpernickel is delicious. Which is surprising because it literally translates to mean ‘goblin farts’. 

Y’know what I could see being a very good vehicle for lox and cream cheese? Focaccia. Not too thick. Not too dense. Typically savory enough to offset the creaminess of the cream cheese and the slight fishiness of the lox. 

Typical of most English food they have been cooked to inedibility. You can shove off with your fucking nooks and crannies. 

I’m glad that my ‘do dare based stunts’-phase happened before the advent of smart phones. My secret shames will be known only unto me, God and a select handful of people that had damn well better keep their mouths shut if they know whats good for em. 

*dials 911*