To be fair, most loaded fries do suck. Like if you aren’t getting them 5 minutes or less from the time the toppings are applied to them, then a lot of the time they get overly soggy and then you’re left less with loaded fries and more of like ‘mashed potatoes that used to be french fries with stuff on top’. Your best…

We’ve been down this road with loaded fries before. While I’d be interested to see McD’s take on a loaded fry I’d also like to see them innovate a little. Why not have the cheese sauce on the side for either dipping at one’s leisure or at the very least, to be applied when ready to eat to keep fries at optimal…

Checkers has awesome fries. I even get the ones you can buy at the grocery store every now and then and cook them at home. 

I’m a southerner who’s parents are northerners who parents were all southerners. So I use the terms interchangeably but 9/10, I go with stuffing. Also, weirdly enough, it kind of depends on how its served with me. I tend to associate ‘dressing’ with when it’s baked in a pan and can be cut and served like a savory…

Chef Boyardee never pulls this kind of shit is all I’m saying...

Also, rest assured, that if she does keep mispronouncing it, sooner or later some condescending dick will let her know about it. The world is lousy with them. So, all things being even, let someone else fall on the ‘being-a-condescending-dick’ grenade for you and sleep better at night. 

“You mean there’s this type of chewy bread that has a hole in the middle of it but it ain’t a doughnut? And they boil it before they bake it? And it can be either savory or sweet? And it goes well with cream cheese? And it’s largely associated with Jewish people? And...”

Not what i was talking about but while we’re on the subject of pants, I hate that I can’t find pants that won’t stay up on my hips. While I ain’t sportin’ no badonkadonk, I theoretically should have enough ass to keep my pants up and yet...

I mean, I get that. And by all means, keep giving out paper coupons for those that want them (at least for now), but the main question I have is why isn’t there a paperless version for those that want that? Going back to my example, Dollar General has their digital coupons PLUS the paper ones that are part of the…

Ugh, goddamn marketing stunts!

See, shit like this is why election night concessions need to just stop, period. I know as a country we are all about our instant gratification, but really when it comes to this shit, we need to just chill the fuck out and learn to wait so that, yes, every single damn vote can be counted. All absentees, all mail in,…

This might be the single most bourgeoisie goddamn thing I've ever heard of...

I think I have a good theory as to why so many Republican Senators have turned toady for Trump (alliteration!):

I wonder how good a savory take on pumpkin pie would be? Since it pairs so well with curry, I could see taking out the sugar and traditional pumpkin pie spices, keep the basic custard format, add in curry and other savory spices, maybe something else to help give it some body like frozen chopped spinach). 

I’m going to sue to have myself legally declared a cardboard box. 

I mean, us men have been rounding up various *ahem* lengths for a long time now...

Honestly, in this day and age, if you’re part of a rewards/customer loyalty program, why are we dealing with paper coupons. A lot of stores now just automatically upload coupons to a particular customers account and all you have to do to redeem them is give your telephone number at check out (which you’re already…

Metaphors get a pass....

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