Lets not, otherwise we’ll incur the wrath of the juice stans and pedants down on our heads to explain why water infused with stuff that comes from dried leaves does not pass the scientific definition of ‘juice’. 

Ya damn skippy. If it aint coming out of a teat, it ain’t milk, and I have yet to see an almond with nipples.

If I got a cold, hot toddy’s work great (and I’ve found that Fireball whiskey is an excellent choice for the liquor portion). My family’s recipe is basically hot water, liquor of choice, fresh lemon, honey (preferably) or sugar. There may be other variations that involve more ingredients but we keep it pretty simply.

I’ll say this: certain things, you can taste a difference between store and regular brands. Mac n’ cheese? A lot of the times there is a difference. Oreos? A lot of the time there’s a difference. Now, saying that, sometimes, the store brand tastes superior to the ‘original’ name brand.

If I ever get an invitation to a PARTY by Taco Bell, I’m going to fucking disown whoever invited me. 

Welp, just fucking shut down the comments section on this article. You fucking won it in one. 

*sigh* Damn it Bernie. I love ya man, I really do, but here’s the thing: a lot of people, and a lot of people within the Democratic party, are going to use shit like this as ammunition. You need to get it together and quick man, if you plan any type of run in 2020.

So did they change it because they had this last year too but I don’t remember it requiring another purchase. You could just get a free frosty, period. 

*shrug* stupid gonna stupid I guess...

You’ve heard of the gravy train? Well hold on to your dicks for the gravy plane...

Eh, waste of time because one of 2 things are going to happen:

I mean, its a Waffle House, are we even surprised? I think Waffle Houses are legit liminal spaces where the fabric of our reality is at the very thinnest, and where there’s always a 210% chance of crazy shit going down at any given second. It’s weirder to go into a Waffle House and have a pleasant and entirely…

Yep. Nothing like wasting your own money to prove a point. 

Dumbasses are going to make me defend fucking McDonalds, aren’t they?

I dunno. But also prob varies state to state depending on blue laws. I'd imagine states where restaurants have to have X% of total sales be from food in order to keep liquor licenses might impose a minimum food purchase.

Yeah. I’d be very surprised if they don’t use some creative tricks on these cocktails to make them less than what you’d get for a full priced one. 

Honestly, if most cocktails contain around 1 oz. of liquor give or take, and most fifths of liquor are around 25 oz., I think they could still make money on this. Depending on the quality of the liquor and figuring in that the restaurant is paying less than retail price per fifth, while $1 cocktails may be narrowing…

The Earl of Sandwich will not be pleased....

You love your sister, but you’d be willing to kill her. I don’t think you know what love is or how it works you fucking anal wart of a person.