Sweet jesus. He just walloped that dude over a cliff with his throbbing boner. 

2004 called, it wants its burn back.

Jokes should be funny. This doesn't qualify.

In NC you periodically get a bunch of over-sensitive church going types that try to get Duke to adopt a new mascot, because they think the Blue Devils promotes Satan worship or something. 

So long as when I ask for them I can look someone dead in the eye and go ‘Finger me’. 

“Don’t step on that granddaddy long-legs, they eat pests!”

The Telegraph reports that a woman, who happens to be a government employee, tweeted a photo of a premade sandwich labeled “Gentleman’s Smoked Chicken Caesar Roll;” she tagged @EverydaySexism and captioned the photo: “I never knew sandwiches were gender specific. I’m female but thankfully Waitrose let me purchase this…

Not if they use a catering hall’s worth of those tiny little tables. 

Man, unless you’re getting this sucker for a large gathering it’s a waste. I’ve always been skeptical of the supposed joys of ‘cold’ pizza, but damned if by the time you ate your way through that if it wouldn’t be stale as hell. 

*screams*

“Pizza’s cold”

Whitney Linsenmeyer, a registered dietician and spokesperson for the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, put it more simply: “Gold is biologically inert and therefore doesn’t break down during normal digestive processes. Any gold consumed will likely be excreted from the body as waste.”

Its very much a labor issue.

*gasp* a doughnut snob!

God, don’t tell me you prefer DD?

For certain people, there is no point where anyone should be able to draw a line and the sand and say ‘no’ when it comes to certain things. I’ll agree that overall this should not be a deal breaker for most voters, especially if they care about women’s rights and that at the very least they should hold their nose and…

As an NC Native, I’ll send you a gift basket of NC specialties vinegar based bbq, Krispy Kreme doughnuts and Pepsi...

As annoying as they can be, I have to say, I fucking love Juggalos. The idea that there is a group of primarily white rap fans that dress up like demented clowns is so fucking delightfully absurd. You don’t get shit like this coming out of Denmark is all i’m saying. # MadeInAmerica!

So what you’re saying is that assholes like you are to blame for inflicting this on us? (I keed).

Yeah, after doing some math myself, I’ve come around to the idea that 140 per minute is per plant. Also, chicken processing plants fucking suuuuuuck. I never did work at one but from what I saw it was not a great place. You had to break down a bird at a pretty fast clip with VERY sharp knives. Add to that how some…