hehe, weeners....

Excellent addition! Point for you...

I don’t think Kate’s story makes it clear one way or another. But I’m thinking it is probably per plant or something like that, because if you do some quick math, 24 hours a day x 60 minutes per hour, you get 1,440 minute per day. 1440 minutes per day x 365 days per year you get 525,600 minutes per year. And at 140…

Most beekeepers a pretty adamant that transporting hives is not unduly stressful on bees. And keep in mind that its not like they’re being trucked across a continent or anything. So the idea that they’re being removed from their ‘natural habitat’ is bunk.

140 per minute per processing plant? Because for some reason that seems pretty low. I applied for a job at a chicken processing plant years ago and part of the process involved going onto the production floor and just guesstimating from what I saw, it looked like there were a hell of a lot more than 140 chickens been…

Listen, if you’re going to go after La Croix for anything, indict it for Crimes Against Flavor...

By these insane standards both yogurt and yeast-based bread are forms of exploitation. 

*bangs fists on table*

Oh I get it....

Eh. It only seems logical if you squint at it. As I see it it’s exploitation in the most technical of sense, especially since bees in a colony are probably better cared for than their wild counterparts. I mean, if a minority of kooks want to delude themselves and make it that much harder to feed themselves, then by…

Also, is there any DNA left in cremains to be tested? I’m curious if the extremely high temperatures needed to cremate a body wouldn’t pretty much destroy any possible DNA. 

Tastes just like Grandma use to make...

See, now they can rebrand as IHOB and it make sense: International House of Brunch. 

Or what about those traitorous white blood cells going around killing innocent bacteria! If you’re truly committed to the cause, you need to take chemo and completely nuke your own immune system. 

We know that much of commercial farming requires the employment of undocumented migrants who are often paid below federal minimum wage—that’s exploitative, and is that also vegan-unfriendly?

Do these dipshits not realize that pretty much all fruiting plants require pollination that is carried out by insects and sometimes small birds? And that rather than exploitation this is actually a mutually beneficial relationship that had evolved long, long before humans ever arrived on the scene?

For starters maaaaaybe don't put them unadulterated all over a piece of sickly green cake like Hell's own sprinkles. Just a thought.

Black licorice, now and forever.

My thoughts, dey be dis:

This is why I generally avoid any sort of food or drink situation where someone else chooses what I get (Edit: I mean in terms of where I’m paying for food. If its at someones home or a pot luck or whatever, and there is something that is not to my taste I suck it up and do the polite thing and just deal as best I can)…