I have to say that as a dude, I’ve done this more than once. Always completely by accident and it embarrassed the hell out of me. I say we do unisex bathrooms for all, ala’ Allie McBeal. 

It must be a regional thing I guess? I’m in NC and in most newer public mens bathrooms, you have a changing table.  But I’m guessing other areas are behind in this. 

Some additional rules to follow:

I guess now is as good a time as any to kick my 50-gallon-drum-of-methyl-ether-a-day habit...

I mean, yeah. He really just should do it. Mainly because its not like he’s fucking fooling anybody on either side with this shit. Just come out and admit that you’ll be the biggest fucking hypocrite in the world if it’ll advance your policy goals and help your party.

Also, you missed a prime pun opportunity right there. Yule regret that someday.

These gimmick flavors really needle me. Some of them are ok, but others are just too sappy. 

You speak as though this is old hat to you...

This sounds disgusting. Who are these chips even fir. 

I think any data on cash tipping is probably going to be pretty faulty anyway for a number of reasons. By its very nature, it’d have to be self-reported data which can be very hinky unless you put in some excellent controls. Specifically, a lot of people are going to straight up lie to make themselves seem better (“I…

“Yes, I’m sure this is actually your urine sample. It’s not at all suspicious that your body produces urine that is just under boiling temperature, like your bladder is an electric kettle.”

Yes, please don’t. Florida already smells enough like warm, stale pee. We don’t need to be adding on to it.

Is it being sued for defrauding people by claiming it has an alledged ‘flavor’.

Y’know what is truly troubling? Making up lies for political gain certainly isn’t anything new. And maybe I’m misremembering the past here, but it seems like at one point in time you used to have some semblance of evidence when you made up a lie for it to even remotely stick. But with Trump, he just says shit and…

Not disputing that we may be moving into an era with increased automation, but the whole ‘there won’t be truck drivers in 20 years’ thing isn’t quite working out as planned. 

I can imagine people being like ‘Ok, so the company provided basic workplace protections to prevent injuries, but then management came in with Glocks and started kneecapping employees thus negating these improvements. Explain that libtards!’.

To be clear, Amazon could have done the $15 an hour wage increase and left everything else the hell alone. They don’t have to do this out of necessity, they are choosing to do this. Again, all appropriate scorn and anger still needs to be directed at Bezos and the people making these decisions. Not the people…

While no teetotaler myself i have to say I disagree. Just reading the headline, I’m definitely against the mom on this. The other stuff just makes it worse but who the hell doesn’t see trying to sneak booze in a sippy cup as anything other than a big red flag. I mean, a drink is nice and all but jesus christ, if you…

What makes this all the worse, (as if it could be worse) is that Flake doesn’t even have the excuse of saving his ass from voters. Motherfucker is not running for reelection! He could (and should) feel free to piss off as many MAGA voters as he wants to. If he pulls a Rubio and then decides in 2020 to run for the…

My inlaws never tip well. Me and my wife are always good tippers but sometimes we feel like cheapskates when our inlaws flake out on it. Needless to say, we avoid dining out with them as much as possible.