I’m going to say also carry a modest amount of cash with you, that way when the check for minor expenses comes you can plump down your portion and then wash your hands of it.

I live in NC, the birthplace of the Krispy Kreme doughnut. I find this hilarious. I mean, KK doughnuts are already agents of unrelenting chaos on my waist line, now they are sowing chaos in the rest of the world. 

Yeah. I think the manager was trying to do right by the situation but just did not think it through. But at least they did the one correct thing of shit canning the little turd that did this in the first place. Also, I’m sure a store manager is probably severely hand-tied in how much they can offer to a customer for…

Yep. Plus, you also have to consider for if every workplace has somewhere to store food that must remain cold (I don’t trust ice packs or coolers to keep food optimally cold beyond 1-2 hours at most) and if its something warm, do they have a microwave? So ‘bringing something from home’ isn’t likely a very good…

The DCCC: We’re slightly less in the pocket of the super-rich and at least we kinda feel bad about it!

Yep. Fucking stab them in the back. 

While I’m sure there is always going to be outliers that are making well above current minimum wage and even some that are making well above $15 an hour once tips are considered, all the major evidence I’ve seen is showing that the vast majority of servers are making well under $15 an hour even with tips (one source I…

Rueben egg rolls are hella good. Never been to Detroit, but a local restaurant has a version and they are insanely delicious. Swiss cheese, house made corned beef and sauerkraut in an eggroll.  

Makes you wonder if it had been a bomb and they jumped on it, if it would have started flashing progressively fast before it went off?

This conjures an image of some poor sap lying drunk under his Christmas tree, pouring some musky into the base of the tree:

Apparently Italian bomb disposal isn’t the sharpest bunch.

I’ve got a lov-a-ly bunch of coconuts

*is decking his halls most righteous*

Which one, Trump, McConnell, or Kavanaugh? You got to be more specific about these kinds of things, y’know!

So, here’s the thing if he does get confirmed: we have to win in 2020. Both chambers and the presidency. Why? What good will it do at that point when it comes to Kavanaugh?

Here’s the thing: Where’s the fucking lie in the ad? Avocados are like that though! Motherfuckers are hard as stone forever, and then, usually while my ass is at work, they a perfectly ripe for a vanishingly small window of time and by the time I get to them, motherfuckers have tons of brown spots on them when I cut…

Well ain’t that just the pits...

Yeah, I draw the line at maggots but I’d give some other things a try. Having always ate saurkraut, and having loved kimchi when I encountered it, I’m always down to try something fermented. I’m sure I have my limits with that, depending on how funky something is but I’d give it a shot. Same with ‘moldy’ foods as I…

I’m curious if they have data on exactly when people are eating the most fast food and if it occurs mostly at lunch. I’m sure dinner is up there and breakfast probably is the time when the least is consumed but I’d imagine lunch is probably the biggest time for consumption and this is probably due in large part to how…

If one thing sucks about our current political era its that sarcasm and satire may be dead by the end of it because they can’t seem to out-crazy reality...