Yeaaah, yeaaah, dude look like a laaaadaaaay...

Listen, I did this shit for free doughnuts a few years back at a Krispy Kreme. If you don’t think I won’t do this for a damn piece of fish, you got another thing coming. Arrrrrrr....

Listen, I did this shit for free doughnuts a few years back at a Krispy Kreme. If you don’t think I won’t do this for a damn piece of fish, you got another thing coming. Arrrrrrr....

Well ain’t that nifty as hell. Here is hoping that this tech (or similar techs) are adopted more widely. 

I could see 2-3 times, just to make sure that it wasn’t a one time thing and maybe to secure more charges but I agree 20 times seems like overkill. 

And this one example will be used by conservatives forever to keep up the idea that SNAP fraud is rampant rather than isolated. 

While I feel like I’m safely in the majority on this, I’ve never, to my knowledge, had the testicles of any animal. No lamb fries, nothing. Not opposed but just never had the opportunity. I’ve never seen them in any grocery stores around where I live, and needless to say, they aren’t on a lot of restaurant menus. I’d…

“You leave my Billy and his nice friends alone! Here Billy, here’s a dollar to buy more mustache wax and beard oil.”

I mean, if a joke by Jim Gaffigan that wasn’t seen by anyone under the age of 65 is enough to make the craft beer industry crumble and fall, maybe they had it coming. That would be like getting booped on the nose by an asthmatic baby and suffering a concussion. 

I said a hip hop tha tizzy

Alternatively, I think they could have made some pithy quip right back at him, knocking macrobrews (the ‘I’m going to the bathroom, gimme your glass and I’ll refill your Budweiser while I’m in there’ is always a crowd pleaser.) And honestly, I thought the crack about the label with a picture of a cactus wrestling a…

I’m not against veggie burgers. Ive had plenty of veggie burgers in my time that are damned tasty and on occasion have even craved and ordered them myself but I guess I’m just dying on the hill of ‘fucking be honest about what I’m getting’. Don’t tell me something is meat when its not. Be proud of what it is you’re…

I’ve been wanting to try a brined turkey but I definitely want to experiment ahead of a major holiday in case i botch it. 

They’ve said good things about the Impossible Burger, but I’m wondering if the only reason it supposedly tastes like a burger is because it just has a ton of seasoning throughout it. To me, meat has a very distinct flavor and if you’re going to pony up a non-meat alternative, I’m looking for that flavor. Not smoke…

I feel like Taco Bell is going to pull a ‘McRib’ on us with this. 

“Zacariah Ellis Smith, you know the rule we have in this household about bogarting the good kush!”

My main problem with meat substitutes is that they just never really end up tasting like meat. I mean, I’d respect vegans/vegetarians a lot more if they’d just give up the ghost and commit to celebrating the many tasty vegetables and all the good ways to cook them. Just own up to the fact that on a molecular level,…

Yep that looks dry as shit and its hard enough to make a decent real brisket without drying it out.

When you order stuff, in the ‘Special Instructions’ section just start writing: please send me only what I’ve ordered and certainly not any weed and/or cocaine *wink wink*.

Why would he narc on himself though?