That kid totally knows what weed is. Also, why did the mom have to cut it open to confirm.

You’re pretty much right. It is about dried/cured meats, along the lines of stuff like salami and pepperoni (although I’m sure for hardcore charcuterie people there is probably all sort of other types of more obscure preserved meats) and you’re pretty much right in terms of pronunciation. I wasn’t trying to shame you…

They may want to redo the cherub design because to me it just looks like its holding a bag with a cock and balls drawn on it.

Really? I mean, BFC is not exactly the most popular cake type out there but its not exactly obscure either. It’s pretty good. 

I’m a lard/shortening icing person. I like the contrast between a good spongy cake and the denser icing myself. 

What kind of janky ass scallions you been buying?

These fucking marijuana edibles are getting ridiculous.

I’d say, all things told their can’t be more than $3 worth of food on there especially when you consider the economies of scale that kick in when restaurants order stuff in bulk. I’d say its pretentious drivel myself. 

I’m going to say it depends on how dry the chicken is by the time you are using it. If it’s still relatively moist, I’d say any application that lets the chicken stand on its own, but its on the dryer side, I’d go with something that adds moisture back in like a chicken salad, soup/stew, or wet bbq.

Holy shit, the Onion was right about Don Jr.’s penmanship all along!

So in one fell swoop he’s offended racial minorities, women and leftists... Yeah I’m sure that nomination will be in the bag, especially with the superdelegates neutered.

You could say this guy is a real prick....

I mean, granted no one is on a strawberry-centric diet, but aside from the main harm of someone getting hurt from this, I’m also pissed because that’s so much food that’s having to be wasted that could have gone to hungry people. We waste way too much food as is, we don’t need additional reasons to have to be scraping…

How many rolls does one plate translate to? Even if we’re looking at one standard size sushi roll (so 6-8 pieces, give or take) per plate, that is still like 100 rolls. That’s just a lot of damn sushi, I’m surprised he didn’t rupture his stomach. 

He was carrying the gun legally? I thought both open and concealed carry stopped at someone elses property? If not, they fucking well should. 

your mom’s disgusting...

I love the implication of this picture that Trump has beheaded his own followers. 

Goddamn, you cynical fucks are determined to make this a bad thing aren’t you? I mean, for one, he’s probably spending upwards of $50 a month on bus fare, which depending on his driving record and the age and make of the vehicle could probably at least get him basic coverage. And yeah, he has to pay for gas as well…

Is it smaller than a bread box? Is it a bread box?

I supposed it would depend on the type of bread. I could see brioche being possible good for PB and J.