I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

Japanese styling.  German reliability.  They got it backwards.

It just takes one image, and the knowledge that it starts at under $60k to answer this question:

The view is nice up there on the high road. Thank you for your comment, retort and for your service. Additionally, CoD doesn’t use a specific country for the conflict to help illustrate this is happening to all the people around the world all the time; a proxy country for a proxy war. So far, great game and this…

press x to abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed 

I mean, I only worked with the Kurds and saw how the YPJ got treated for five months or so, but sure, go ahead with that hypothesis. 

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

Too many auto-playing ads. 

Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors

For the people who don’t get it:

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result. 

“Copyhawk” is too dull, I’m calling it “Fauxhawk”

This is like replacing your beige Corolla with a beige Civic.

For fucks fsake, fyou fguys fsure fknow fhow fto falliterate

In today’s NFL, who’s to say getting the slotted guaranteed money for the No. 2 overall pick and retiring to your native Hawaii as early as possible isn’t “success”? Go home, Marcus, and don’t look back. You’ll be 26 years old, rich, and local hero.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”