The best laid plans, brother. My six year-old routinely kicks my ass at Madden ‘18. There are just So Many Fucking Buttons. Why are there more buttons than fingers? That is too many buttons!

I blame the parents for letting their kids be so into video games. When I become a parent, I’m sure I’ll end up buying my kids a console, but they won’t be able to play it for more than an hour at a time and they’ll be forced to be active in all kinds of sports! And while they’re outside playing or at practice, I will…

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

Yay, another stud pitcher whose prime the Mariners can waste.

Sick necklace, brah

This is a really relevant story.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

Hell yeah, I started Marty Foster today in my Bullshit-Umpires-Do fantasy league. Ejections are 5 points, egregiously bad ones are worth 10.

Derrick Rose is the best comparison that comes to mind for me. An MVP caliber season (Rose obviously got one, Thomas didn’t) followed by a serious injury to a player reliant on “quickness and burst.” Here’s to hoping Thomas doesn’t have a similar career trend post-injury

Counter-counterpoint: Nah. Edgar’s a stone-cold HOFer.

(Lawyer Milloy suddenly checks his wallet...)

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

This is excellent internet commentary.

+1 Time

I believe CCR warned us about his rise, too.

Moon’s attorney will undoubtedly claim that sleeping under the same blankets is entirely normal, with the hope Haskell’s attorney doesn’t know the best way to attack the cover-two defense is to split the seams. 

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Someone’s getting extra cheese on their pizza tonight.

They actually did that because once the thing gets going the panels get so hot they expand and the fuel stops leaking.

hey, that may be true. But side by side it still comes out ahead of any early to mid 2000's Chrysler product.