What about Weezer redoing Africa by Toto. 1) I hear no difference. 2) did we need Weezer to redo Africa?

It’s a shame that all of America has forgotten that driving can be fun. Crossovers are ugly (my wife drives one), slow, boring, and bad on gas. I now have no choice but to drive my GTI till the wheels fall off for fear that I’ll have to replace it with something my parents finally approve of.

Any new awkward photos of him kissing his kids? No? Good. 

And now you have no friends here. 

Jags will Jag. 

-Can’t wait for this season’s climax

Sorry. *penis petting committee

Cool, they only gave up 10 points in the second half.... but scored none. They never got into the end zone the ENTIRE GAME. A team ranked one spot lower than their opponent should be able to score at least one TD. Fuck Notre Dame, fuck their conference independence, and fuck the dick stoking committee to putting them…

+1 CAN MAF

I got fired for getting hurt on a construction then went to get checked out. It was only after I told them go fuck themselves.... now I’m in sales. 

“I am Groot”

Better than the last five Mayweather fights.

As a 6'4" father of small children I can appreciate the struggle.... but I have a Chevy Traverse with captain’s chairs in the middle row I am plenty comfortable in front of the rear-facer. I can only imagine how much room for activities I’d have in a half-ton. Any half-ton. Like, any other half-ton than a Nissan.

If you ever find yourself in going through Julian again, do yourself a favor and pick up an apple pie. You’re welcome in advance.

Then spend $20K less, get the Hellcat Widebody, and receive the same reactions at cars & coffee.... especially when you put it in the median during your exit burnout.

I’ve never driven one, but I see them all over the North Texas suburbs and every time I just think “what kind of person would actually pay for that.” There’s a lot of that kind of person here. 

Stephen A. should take his own advice.

If the Cowboys bother you then.... you’re in the majority.

This could have been a headline in 2012.

Sark was an alcoholic asshole who routinely showed up to practices, alumni events and even traveled with the team while hammered. I think Kiffin was just born a football asshole.