matt2884
Mark Davis's Barber
matt2884

My son is 6 and I have been training to whoop his ass at Mario Kart my entire life, to which I am successful. I routinely dominate and when he asks me to go easy on him I just go harder. He’s gotta earn those W’s.

I’ll come out and say it, fuck you.

“If I don’t drug your drink, you can’t have any fun! How can you have any fun if I don’t drug your drink!!”

*Burps, spills nacho cheese sauce on dirty white tank-top

I’m offended that a team he was an all-star on won 116 games and couldn’t advance passed the divisional round.

The requirement to convert into a real currency delegitimizes Bitcoin’s claim as currency.

I used to go (i went twice) to a weekly car meet in the Best Buy parking lot in Burlington, WA. It was typically full of shitty cars with a few exceptions. I had a ‘03 350Z (I loved my Z) with a few mods - nothing crazy. The Greddy kit would usually attract attention.

If you ever do get that rear window working, be careful not to shut the gate too hard - glass will shatter. I did this twice to my dad’s perfect 1990 Woody growing up, he was not happy. Then “I” totaled it after getting t-boned, again he was not happy.

Seattle residents know about blowing it to the Patriots in SPECTACULAR fashion.... I’m still not over it.

Winning this award might force her to come out of hiding to accept the trophy

This year’s success of both Jared Goff AND Case Keenum is further evidence of Jeff Fischer’s derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpiness.

That blip of a loss was in LA. I see how it easy it is to get this confused since no one was really there to recount the events of that day.

“Yes, I know the finger Goose.”

She Thicc AFuuuuuuh.

If this is Bennett’s motivation then the Packers are well within their rights to recoup his signing bonus.

That’s because none of them do.

Okay guy,

Burfict really is a dirty player. Look at him rolling boogers in fingers, it’s like he’s proud of his boogers. Gross.

Gasoline