No, it’s just funny because “all-male cast” is not something anybody would say today to promote a movie. Just like “ presented in stereo!”

River Phoenix

Well, good luck casting that...

For the protagonist of the short film, the horror is over...maybe. For us it has only begun. He was the bridge between the two realities. What he unleashed has now entered what is, presumably, our world.

...or does it? Perhaps it appears to be this page, but clearly the “this page” of an alternate universe. As we continually follow the hyperlink through metaphorical cyclopean constructs, we merely burrow deeper into our impending doom as the chances of returning to our “this page” become increasingly remote. When you…

Lovecraft didn’t really write horror stories. He wrote stories that conveyed dread better than anyone else. He lacked the plotting of Poe, but created better “horror” atmosphere than anyone else I’ve read. He also flipped the traditional heroic narrative from “people should know” to “no one should know and they should…

I’m not gonna say he wasn’t being a dingus, but wow. Bit heavy on the venom, maybe?

Now I want to see a Star Wars version of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, with Fett as Eastwood, Bossk as Tuco, and IG-88 as Lee Van Cleef. Bossk would be calling Fett “Mandy,” and saying things like, “Mandy, there’s two types of sentients in the universe: the ones in Imperial prison, and the ones with thermal…

It was an accident. She’s a behavioral ecologist, and discovered how amazing and complicated duck vaginas were while she was dissecting animals for a different project. Following that lead has made her an expert in how sexual conflict can influence the evolution of animal reproductive anatomy.

Oh I’ll see this one. I’ve seen all the rest of ‘em. Maybe I’ll rewatch all of the rest of the films first and then see this one. I don’t know. When Arnie says “I’ll be back,” I’m always like, “me too.” It’s cinematic junk food, and I can’t even begin to resist it. And I didn’t hate Salvation. I didn’t LOVE it,…

It’s a -black- materia. Everyone else in the party is white. Who should hold the -black- materia?

Great Goldblum impression.

I swear it’s 100% safe for work, as long as your coworkers don’t mind seeing a Giant-Sized Man-Thing.

Mad Max

Agents of SHIELD, of course. Took a huge gamble with the slow burn start as they waited for Winter Soldier to come along; when AoS integrated the takedown attempt on Fury as part of their show that week, it was like their “I’m not left-handed either” moment.

Giant-Size X-Men #1 actually helped make the X-Men the powerhouse it was today.

I can easily see this costume translating to big screen...

Definitely Aquaman for his Aqua-dick.

You could argue the same thing about Civil War, too. What Marvel Studios has done is taken the basic gist of that story (a disagreement over some moral / rights issue that puts Steve and Tony on opposite sides, and splits the hero community between those viewpoints) and have reworked that to fit with the world /…

Drawing from Old Man Logan for Wolverine 3 seems like an odd choice since so many non-Fox licensed Marvel properties are involved.