aw heck.

Or the non boring soccer. Either one works.

I love that Reagan was a Star Trek fan, I wonder what Roddenberry thought about that. Roddenberry, fought for so many causes in both on his set and in the script, trying to push against racial, sexual and social discrimination. By today’s standards Reagan would be considered a liberal, but he was the conservative…

Looks like backers picked the Wong game to fund.

At the first high school I attended there was a freshman requirement called “consumer education,” and that’s as close to “how to adult” as high school got for me. Mostly we learned about how credit works and how to balance a checkbook, then spent the rest of the semester watching Degrassi. This was 20+ years ago, so…

Different people have different life experiences. My experience is that my parents taught me a fairly decent amount, but there were gaps (like managing money) just because they were busy and didn’t have time. My wife’s mother was a mediocre cook who never showed her how to do anything in the kitchen, so my wife had to…

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

loading it up like the fattest, whitest, christian woman at a starbucks greedily eyeing the caramel bottles, it’s pathetic and shameful.

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

It’s a -black- materia. Everyone else in the party is white. Who should hold the -black- materia?

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

If a customer wants a waffle that’s griddled until theres no gluten, you griddle it until it has no gluten!

Not 100% sure if I know how to pronounce that word correctly. Fortunately, it’s generally not a problem, since I usually just refer to it as “that awful shit that crazy people seem to love for some reason.”

Re: the fake allergies

You’d think since there’s a reasonably popular restaurant named Chipotle now it would have become a mainstream word that everyone can recognize.

This would’ve made an excellent submission.

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

Never stop commenting.

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.