Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

If a customer wants a waffle that’s griddled until theres no gluten, you griddle it until it has no gluten!

Not 100% sure if I know how to pronounce that word correctly. Fortunately, it’s generally not a problem, since I usually just refer to it as “that awful shit that crazy people seem to love for some reason.”

Re: the fake allergies

You’d think since there’s a reasonably popular restaurant named Chipotle now it would have become a mainstream word that everyone can recognize.

This would’ve made an excellent submission.

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

Never stop commenting.

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.

oh boy, it seems my comment didn't attach itself to the sushi picture cause that's what I'm being a brat about.

But yeh...for some reason this week just didn't have the UNF.

I'm still waiting on the Sex BCO edition.

Breadstix R Us

Karen Blake (or anyone in a similar position) should look into getting a sexual harassment suit filed through the EEOC (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission). A thing that a lot of people don't realize is that for victims in most employment law cases, one can usually get free legal counsel through the EEOC—this…

Oh. I always thought that a Rachel substituted turkey for the corned beef. In doing some research it seems that a "Reuben" is, depending where you are, either corned beef or pastrami, and a "Rachel" is, depending where you are, either pastrami or turkey. In my experiences (living in Oklahoma, Philadelphia, Baltimore,…

I KNEW one of these fuckers would show up. I just fucking KNEW it.

I like eggs in almost every way, can I still have a weapon?

This is the exact sentiment I preach out to my "super smart in engineering but seriously how can you be so damn naive" friends.

"A reuben on wheat which he ate with no complaints."

I think it's the thought process of assholes. I replied to someone on another kitchenette post who didn't want min. wage to be raised, bc her uneducated brother would make the same pay that she does, as a person with a degree. It seemed to totally fucking escape her that she should be pissed at being underpaid,…

It's par for the course. I only do so when I recover from my fainting couch, as the staggering amount of $15/hour caused me to pass out. What would I do with a multitude of riches?