“someone else died for reasons tied to you being involved with them”

My girlfriend and I were ambushed by her ex. She was shot 6 times and killed after I took the first round to the chest and was left for dead. The novelty dogtag I wore around my neck deflected a .357 round from less than 10 yds, sent it sideways through my chest cavity, where it exited and entered my arm and lodged in…

Takeo Spikes should donate some of his neck to this poor young man.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

One of the things I liked about TFA is that at no point did they sexualize Rey, who is obviously played by an attractive woman. Like to think Carrie Fisher had some kind of influence on that.

Yeah, my favorite part in Return of the Jedi was when Leia snapped that slug’s neck. We were not worthy of you Princess.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

You’re in dire need of a hug.

“Marcus is struggling with algebra but the extra credit assignemnts bring his grade back up to an A”

Knowing full well that the 675LT barely had enough clearance to make it over a stack of Pogs

It’s practically a de facto rule!

Well, which then begs the question: what’s “super-attractive”? If it were just supermodels getting laid, we’d be extinct as a species. Sure, being rich helps some incredibly “ugly” folks—and I’m talking ugly personalities here—but, really, these kinds of people are just treating each other like objects, and most of us…

Did TahoeSTi misuse an apostrophe? “That’s” is a conjunction of “that is”, which works in the sentence. I’m not trying to be snarky, I’m wondering if I’ve missed something.

You also like to harass college athletes. Quite professional.

So close to a Linkin Park lyric. Come on Kevin! Also thank you for the explanation.

Agree, the city is cluttered and random in certain areas, particularly near major highways. It’s ugly. The flip side is there are many upscale residential neighborhoods (Houston is 55% as large in land area as all of Rhode Island) with ample housing supply — almost all built in the last 30 years — at low cost.…

Holy fucking shit that dude still has Christmas lights up lol.

You don’t touch water or rim when sitting to wipe. This is the criticism that standers most often employ, and yet it’s a totally unfounded critique. No decent human being has touched water while wiping. Broken husks of humans, maybe.

You start wiping in a sitting position and slowly stand more erect as you remove additional shit in subsequent wipes, so that at the end you’re standing up straight, clean as a whistle and ready to beat the world.