All of these jokes made me yaw-n

Damn.

It’s one of the Bryans, Rajeev Ram, or Jack Sock.

Maximum points to Mom for forcing “goes up the flagpole” into an interview about her daughter’s porn DVD.

I need to know if this is true.

At second glance, it looks to me that Alcantara looks up at the winger, sees the space, and drops a soft pass into it for the winger to collect. The giveaway: absolutely none of the players in shot move forwards, and instead are waiting for the inevitable backwards pass from the winger.

Nope. Unfortunately the ads are even more eye-burningly bright inside the stadium. At Old Trafford I often can’t see players stood near the advertisements as the screens are brighter than the surface of the sun.

Santa, as always at this time of year, showing good pace and movement. The difficulty for his agent however lies in explaining his inconsistent appearances through the rest of the season.

How on Earth did “...giving him the business” not make it into that section?

This is the opportunity all of our cats have been waiting for.

“...believe in climate change” is super misleading and gives intellectual space to idiots. It’s something to be accepted based upon the evidence. Nothing to do with belief.

Zidane/Figo who-is-better was a real debate then.

Yeah agree. Also, how do they measure those “6 min read” things? I see a 15 minuter and ultimately receive about 120 seconds of waffle.

Check with the meat thermometer.

This is a classic case of trying to impress pre parent-teacher meeting.

Again proving that people who use the words “de facto” don't usually know what they're talking about.

Still in a better condition than Matt Harvey’s arm.

You sound like a guy who never had sex at a party.

If Ukraine your neck you can see where the “original momentum” ended. The officials were just russian to make the call. Crimea river Lions.

I scrolled down here to see who the biggest asshole is.