Fuck this shit.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions.  Simple miscommunication, really.

It didn’t address was the actual Wing. I find Buffalo Wild Wings Wings to be fatty and blubbery and that’s never good. There’s no crispiness to the skin they just don’t taste good. If you’re comparing sauce to Sauce then okay I get it. But I compare the actual Wings not just the flavor on them. Buffalo Wild Wings has…

*ahem*

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

I’m sure there will be bounties of them.

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

So you use them once and throw them away?

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

“something similar happened to him in Tampa”

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

Sino wave generator.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”