Somehow I doubt that the two most corrupt sporting organizations in the world will decide to move their events.  If anything, dickish bagdouchery is a bonus.

Global Entry also lasts for five years, just like PreCheck, doesn’t cost that much more, and definitely makes going through customs in the US a lot faster. When I first got it, I had to go to an airport with a customs center.  My renewal was through an online interview, though that may have been because it was 2021…

Florida could mitigate this problem by not having so damn many license plates, even if it does help with identifying the specific type of idiot is in front of me.

I mean, he’s already telling people he plans to crash the economy when he guts the federal government like a private equity CEO who just acquired a media company from Univision.

It was recorded during the tour where Bill Berry had his aneurysms.  Had the band held to their original promise to break up if one of them left, it would have been their final album.

I presume this is an adaptation of the book Hotel Scarface, which is a good book.  This does not look good enough to bother with whatever the hell an MGM+ is.

Yes, yes, I remember.  I had lasagna.

Attempted murder?  Now honestly, what is that?  Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

That whole episode is good, but I would argue that the best Simpsons needle drop was Homer’s walk-in music when he fought Drederick Tatum - War’s “Why Can’t We Be Friends?”

Dude went full Spy Hunter.

Aamer Hamdar, an auto safety professor at George Washington University (go Colonials!)

Not so much uproar here, but that one on the bridge with the green vest makes him look like The Deep with a shaved head.

Some of these spells can be cast using items. Early in Act 1 there’s an amulet that allows someone to cast guidance. I’ll usually keep that on one of my martial characters.

So this is going to be the thread where we make arch comments to stay instep?

I highly recommend his version of Royals with Postmodern Jukebox.

Where I come from we call that tear-jerking.

When I’m at B-Dubs I ask for my wings to be extra, extra crispy (23 minute cook time, per one of the managers at my local one) because I do not like eating spongy chicken skin. When they come out that way, they are very good. Unfortunately they only come out that way about 1/3 of the time.

I always assumed that there was a clear correlation between a baseball player’s handedness and the position he plays, going back to youth baseball (e.g., lefties are more likely to be first basemen or pitchers and righties are more likely to be catchers).

Fuck Tomb? May want to dial it back a notch there Karen Greenlee.

Anxiously awaiting the flood of puns that are sure to follow.