I find it pretty hypocritical that this site is is condemning him for wanting to ‘round up and nuke the grays’, which is a pretty common sentiment here that I think a lot of people support.

I’m gonna leave this here:

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

One clip on YouTube and the opening stumbles

When evaluating any potential player suspension, the first question to be answered is: “Does it in any way manage to fuck over the Pittsburgh Penguins and their absolutely horrible fanbase?”

If the answer is “yes,” throw the book at him. 

in fairness, a hand injury ended that guy’s career

considering he worked in sports radio, prison is a far far better thing for Carton to do than he’s ever done

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

He looks like the star of a Barry Bonds porn parody.

Sure, Winston may be a piece of shit person and a sexual assaulter, but to his credit, he's also really bad at professional football 

Yeah but that only gets you to 3rd base

Damn, that's dedication. I would've just given him a handjob.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

What you should do is start talking to your other friends about how cheap she is behind her back. Really build up some animosity. Then if you ever go out together again, ask for split checks, but only 2 of them. One for the table and one for her. And if you’re in line for coffee tell Claire and Alice to go ahead and…

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

“if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Neccothelioma ...”

He looks so full of life, and pcp