Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Come the fuck on.

Bird shifted the powers around to better fit the “family” analogy.

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

Clearly you've never watched the Hebrew National League

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Baltimore: Donnie.

Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

>>> and listed addresses for some of those signatures that weren’t homes.

Turns out it’s far more action packed than the song implies. 

Sounds like getting out of the reins didn't feel too good though.

Wait a minute, what do you mean? The Shining is already a heartwarming family comedy:

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

Circle Back In Temecula, Where We Can Take This Offline

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Let’s see here... in chronological order, we have:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“How would you like to die today, motherfucker?”

Fine. When will this country get serious about Scotland’s mental illness?