It’s rumored Maria’s writing her character to be the ante hero.

It’s not a goal because “fuck the Penguins” outranks any and all other science-based statements, including and on up to the laws of thermodynamics

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT’S NOT A GOAL.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

Once they reached the raccoon’s lair, the scuzzy little rodent turned and asked Leach why he’d followed him all this way.

“Oh, you gotta track a raccoon every chance you get. Those varmints will lead you right to the best trashbins in town. Now, if you see more than one, you might think you should trail the fattest, but those are just lazy. Real limited range. The lean ones? Now they get around. You wouldn’t believe what you’ll come…

We once had people over, and someone went into our drawers, pulled out a tupperware bowl, and poured gin into it to take home. Then promptly forgot to put it in their purse. That kind of transcends white trash into psychopath territory, though.

Gronk against the inescapable force of time

Dire Straits, Making Movies - Tunnel of Love, Romeo and Juliet, Skateaway. Not even a big DS fan otherwise, but this whole album is nearly perfect, and particularly Side 1.

From: Peter G.

I’m hoping that this movie will serve to set people on the path to having an interest in volleyball, and that the sport will see a spike in popularity as a result.

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Big year for this dude. Roseanne goes back on the air and now this

Is there a more iconic crime-fighting duo than Christine Cagney and Mary Beth Lacey, the NYPD detectives who took down bad guys in the ’80s while wearing tie-neck blouses and sensible shoes?

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

I always preferred The Pillsbury Throwboy.

In fairness the Hefty Lefty was without a doubt a first round nickname

He also thought Jared Lorenzen had too chiseled a physique.

He’s a gyro to his people.