The millennials’ too cool attitude is more than I camembert.

They were cool with it when it was competitive, but then it became feta compli.

Shame. What kind of muenster wouldn’t enjoy such an event?

I guess kids these days just aren’t interested in a feta fete.

It’s two minutes to midnight. And that’s really bad news if you’re a fan of planet Earth.

It really depends how you define a one-hit wonder - technically, artists like Jimi Hendrix and Warren Zevon qualify, but I can’t bring myself to consider them as such. On the flipside, Fastball had a second minor hit, “Out of My Head,” which I love, but probably doesn’t count given that it did chart, even if it peaked…

Down in the Park is a good choice. I might’ve even gone with Are Friends Electric? too if we’re venturing into more esoteric stuff.

What if you just hate raw tomatoes on your sandwiches and burgers? It’s the worst when you ask them to leave it off but they forget to; even if you pick it off, it’s already left its residue on the sandwich. No part of my sandwich should bleed!

Scouting report:

Disgusting. Everyone knows true Milford men are neither seen nor heard.

Men, we need to take responsibility for our actions BEFORE we die so that things like this don’t happen. That’s why I just sat my wife and children down on the couch and told them that when Daddy leaves their mother in a few years for a piece of hot young blond ass, there is NO WAY I will leave them out of my will.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Sager family at the courthouse:

Good! We need to think of the children!

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

They only mentioned the Carson Palmer rule, the Hines Ward rule and the Ryan Shazier rule. They didn’t mention the Joey Porter rule, which was about the time he came on the field to successfully instigate a fight that cost the Bengals that playoff game 2 years ago. They didn’t mention the Kevin Huber rule about not…

I wish I had doors and walls, not for sexual harassment purposes though... just of naps and maybe the occasional game of Civilization on company time.