While I certainly respect your opinion, as a KU alum, I begrudgingly admit that Snyder is a great coach, and I always loved playing those Martin teams, didn’t Billy Donovan and Urban Meyer share space on the UF campus at the same time? I’d say those two are probably greater than Snyder/Martin.

Will Harris is back! Dude, it’s been 3 months. I thought you might really be gone this time. Don’t do that. You doing these is the best thing on the site... and by a wide margin these days.

Just as an FYI for anyone who might enjoy trivia, this is my 200th Random Roles to appear on the AV Club...and, boy, are my arms tired!

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

Trump should learn some history before he mouths off again. You know what great American also didn’t stand for the National Anthem? FDR.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

He killed his paw

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

I’d like to extend this laurel, and hearty handshake, to our new... well, you know.

Regarding the likely midseason firing of Koetter from the Bucs:

Yeah, on-field, Luck is known for two things. One, in any given game, there will be about five plays where you wonder how he managed to do that. Two, there will also be about five different plays where you wonder how he managed to stand back up after taking a hit that would have liquefied Rand Paul. Off-field, aside…

While I know it’s probably a typo, I imagined the whole group of them collectively pissing themselves at a state function.

If this isn’t the right time for an “It can be two things,” then I don’t know what is.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Na. Now unemployed long snapper Andrew East makes her taco pop.

You can’t do one cause he was so good.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’ Greatest Hits is one of the best rock albums in existence. Not just as a collection of songs—somehow, the album (or at least the late-90s version that began with “American Girl” and ended with a cover of “Something in the Air”) works as a coherent artistic statement in its own right.…