Fuck Tomb? May want to dial it back a notch there Karen Greenlee.

Anxiously awaiting the flood of puns that are sure to follow.

Dakich also walked away from the West Virginia job after a week and Doug Gottlieb bought his way out of Notre Dame with someone else's credit card, so they both can speak from experience.

For the record, I do not have a collection of large jizz socks.

It is a rule, universally acknowledged, that any online comment denigrating the intelligence of another poster must contain at least one incorrect form of your/you’re, there/their/they’re, or its/it’s.

If you fly Spirit and don’t pay the $69 self-sufficiency fee, they’ll carry you like a six-pack to your seat and piss on you afterwards.

These Poe’s Law bots are getting too good.

Even if you accept that the Bruce/Cliff fight was a daydream or otherwise imaginary, the first “real” violence was when Cliff beat the shit out of the guy at the ranch for putting a knife in the tire.

If ZXD thinks that “Commitment to Excellence” is going to look great on a G-string, then I don’t want to visit the same strip clubs he does.

I work for a large government insurer in the US. Because the example uses health care data, the hypothetical insurance company would have to comply with HIPAA guidelines before releasing the data. As has already been noted, date of birth is an individually identifiable piece of health information and would be excluded…

There’s another location in Terminal C, but if you have a long enough layover Terminal F (the newer international terminal) is the way to go. Plenty of table seating and not very crowded compared to the rest of the airport.

You’re making me miss Hamburger Hamlet. Only restaurant I ever chose to sit in the smoking section. The one in Friendship Heights area had actual fancy chairs and nobody who sat there actually smoked.

That sounds really good, especially as I’m always looking for soup recipes that get that creamy texture without using dairy.

I’m starring this comment solely for the sixth word in the post, and I plan to incorporate it into my vernacular.

Could be worse.  We have a finger painter somewhere in our office and his preferred medium is shit on the metal parts of the stalls.

{pushes up glasses} Also then/than. Though the article uses its instead of it’s, so, like, whatevs.

I disagree.  You get much better distance from a trebuchet.

Exactly correct. Though my family also adds pretzel sticks and Cheerios and leaves the bagel chips in the trash where they belong.

I had a job years ago running the USTA tournaments at a tennis academy. One tournament I was running, a parent was yelling at me because he felt his 10-year-old son was underseeded. I pulled up the junior rankings at the time, showed him the seeding was correct, that I was not about to change the bracket after the…

What if I told you that having money, a recognizable name and a lack of melanin was all you needed to start a spring football league?