Interesting. Every lich I’ve ever encountered tries to keep their phylacteries hidden from view. 

The redder the image gets, the more it looks like Gruden is missing his front teeth in the top row.

And Emeril’s is gone from Universal now. The war for sleeveless dining in Orlando has been won by American tank tops and muscle shirts.

That’s not entirely fair.  We give a flying fuck about the troops whenever a football players kneels during the anthem to protest police brutality.

The NFL stole the idea of providing benefits only to those with above average time from the federal government.  One of the reasons that Social Security was set to pay out at age 65 was because the average life expectancy in 1935 was, IIRC, just under 60 for men.

It makes me wonder if the only reason I don’t have superpowers is because I have shitty sinuses.

I never would have guessed that a white male adult wearing a football jersey and a backwards baseball cap while drinking Bud Light would act immaturely.

Just do it (preferably while still wearing them).

Do we really believe that Trump didn’t enjoy the Penthouse Golden Shower era?  The same Trump of the alleged piss tape?  The same Trump that probably had someone rig cameras in Ivanka’s bathroom?  I am willing to believe that the only reason he doesn’t read those issues is because those pages are stuck together.

Ben McAdoo looks like the guy in a porno scene that stays on the couch and watches everything with too big of a smile.

I agree that the score should be Split.

Go ask Rob Delaney.  He’s already over there and he may feel up to the challenge.

Finally I can rest easy knowing that someone has actually been through the desert on a horse with no name.

Frankfurt is a good city for this.  It’s a Lufthansa hub so plenty of flights connect through there, and the city center is a 15 minute S-Bahn ride from the airport so you have plenty of time to see the city.

The only people who have Werther’s Originals to give out are your grandparents and that weird old guy who makes you reach into his pocket to get one.

On a scale of slightly misinformed to mouth-breathing moron, this opinion ranks as “Trump ally on Fox News.”

You all should be reviewing Brockmire each week if you think we should be watching it.

And yet nobody had the heart to tell him that what we was experiencing was merely an erection.

Proud to be the one to give this the number of stars it deserves.

Thank you all for taking all the obvious puns and making me dig deep to comment.