Tower Records or GTFO.

(watches video)

Just like Homer’s ceiling waffle.

Most of what I would suggest has already been covered - Musee d’Orsay, Sainte-Chappelle, Arc d’Triomphe for views - but I would also recommend touring the Palais Garnier opera house. Even if you’re not an opera fan, the architecture and decorations will blow you away.

Good point. You definitely want to switch off of democracy or republic when you’re ready to wipe that asshole Gandhi and his nukes off the map.

Let’s not forget The Battleship Lorenzen.

“What’s the big deal? It’s just part of the Anglo-American tradition of law enforcement.” - Jeff Sessions

UPS/FedEx is one of the classic examples (Home Depot/Lowes being the other) where one of them will be decent and one of them will suck, but which one is which varies depending on where you live. Where I live, UPS is decent and regular FedEx sucks. But when you combine FexEx with the USPS for SmartPost, then it really…

That pun is just falafel.

That’s a good call. I would also add that there is a real disconnect between the lilting southern accent as filtered through Hollywood and the braying we actually hear from current Southerners.

All of what you said. And while I want to emphasize the awesomeness of using it to cut about a day out of the bean soaking process, it allowed me to make mojo-marinated pulled pork in about 90 minutes that was like taking a bullet train to Flavortown.

No, he just ate some ice cream.

Question for the Deadspin lawyers out there: Would the Bills have any recourse against TCU in a case like this? Not that they would take action as a practical matter, but it seems likely that they were deceived about the nature of this injury.

If your wife ever turns the chore list into a RACI chart, I’d start shopping for attorneys.

It makes me think of adults that still smash their dolls together to try to make them kiss.

Too bad they cancelled because I bet Stiltons of people would enjoy watching it.

Don’t do that. I don’t want to take the chance that a dose of logic ends up scrubbing the launch. I’d rather like to hear his answer to the post-launch question explaining why he didn’t land in the same place from which he took off.

I like Down in the Park well enough but I wouldn’t have considered it a surprising choice. I guess I would have expected it to be more well known on account of the Foo Fighters’ cover that used to get airplay in the 90's.

Right there with you, but for me omitting shitty pale tomato slices from my shitty fast food sandwiches ranks behind making sure they don’t drop a cup of mayo on it.

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