Go ask Rob Delaney.  He’s already over there and he may feel up to the challenge.

Finally I can rest easy knowing that someone has actually been through the desert on a horse with no name.

Frankfurt is a good city for this.  It’s a Lufthansa hub so plenty of flights connect through there, and the city center is a 15 minute S-Bahn ride from the airport so you have plenty of time to see the city.

The only people who have Werther’s Originals to give out are your grandparents and that weird old guy who makes you reach into his pocket to get one.

On a scale of slightly misinformed to mouth-breathing moron, this opinion ranks as “Trump ally on Fox News.”

You all should be reviewing Brockmire each week if you think we should be watching it.

And yet nobody had the heart to tell him that what we was experiencing was merely an erection.

Proud to be the one to give this the number of stars it deserves.

Thank you all for taking all the obvious puns and making me dig deep to comment.

Tower Records or GTFO.

(watches video)

Just like Homer’s ceiling waffle.

Most of what I would suggest has already been covered - Musee d’Orsay, Sainte-Chappelle, Arc d’Triomphe for views - but I would also recommend touring the Palais Garnier opera house. Even if you’re not an opera fan, the architecture and decorations will blow you away.

Let’s not forget The Battleship Lorenzen.

“What’s the big deal? It’s just part of the Anglo-American tradition of law enforcement.” - Jeff Sessions

That pun is just falafel.

That’s a good call. I would also add that there is a real disconnect between the lilting southern accent as filtered through Hollywood and the braying we actually hear from current Southerners.

All of what you said. And while I want to emphasize the awesomeness of using it to cut about a day out of the bean soaking process, it allowed me to make mojo-marinated pulled pork in about 90 minutes that was like taking a bullet train to Flavortown.

Question for the Deadspin lawyers out there: Would the Bills have any recourse against TCU in a case like this? Not that they would take action as a practical matter, but it seems likely that they were deceived about the nature of this injury.

If your wife ever turns the chore list into a RACI chart, I’d start shopping for attorneys.