It makes me think of adults that still smash their dolls together to try to make them kiss.

Too bad they cancelled because I bet Stiltons of people would enjoy watching it.

I like Down in the Park well enough but I wouldn’t have considered it a surprising choice. I guess I would have expected it to be more well known on account of the Foo Fighters’ cover that used to get airplay in the 90's.

Right there with you, but for me omitting shitty pale tomato slices from my shitty fast food sandwiches ranks behind making sure they don’t drop a cup of mayo on it.

Bad News Bares

A Milford player who sometimes falls and “isn’t the best player” was taunted with verbal insults from Kings on the court and a group of five teens in the stands.

What’s about Captain D’s?

Spencer Hall pretty accurately describes the Popeye’s customer service experience here:

What are the current odds on the bet that the woman who threatened the lawsuit was also the one with whom Rodriguez had the affair?

The death of Fernández was altogether something else—a human tragedy that feels tacky and cynical to discuss in baseball terms

As a fan of neither team, I thought it was interesting during the broadcast that when they discussed the three new rules added for player safety as a result of this rivalry, all three of them (diving at the QB’s knees, receiver crackback blocks, launching with the crown) resulted from Steelers players hitting Bengals.…

“One can’t help but wonder what, say, Nicolas Cage could have done with this role...”

Billy Donovan started when Steve Spurrier was at UF. You’d probably have to go back to Indiana with Bobby Knight and Lee Corso to find a better combination of football and men’s basketball coaches at the same school...

FDR didn’t stand for the anthem. FDR was a Democrat. Therefore, Democrats hate America. QED. Checkmate, liberals.

They want his help, and they want to shoot at suspects.

Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard!

Koetter deserves to be fired for his play calling at the end of the first half of the Saints game. The sequence after Jameis aggravates his shoulder injury: incomplete pass (where it was obvious Jameis was favoring his throwing shoulder and didn’t have any strength in it), time out, sack from a 5 wide formation. If…

I’m open to the idea of hits being measured in how much damage it would do to Rand Paul.

It was, but it worked so I wasn’t about to edit it.

Complete evil fucking moron, surrounded by slightly less incontinent complete evil fucking morons?