Gawker and Nick Denton probably don't. AJ Daulerio certainly doesn't. Personal liability in a case like that is a bitch.

Thanks for not giving me the shaft.

Ding Ding by Daniel Farrant. Couldn't find a good YouTube link, but the song's on most streaming services.

Brandon Sanderson starts to stand up, realizes his services are not yet needed.

Next time your office has cake, ask the ladies if they think it's sufficiently moist.

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

Ezekiel 23:20. For all your biblical pornography needs.

I for one would welcome the usual C+ there. Maybe even a D.

I did the exact same search when I found out. Looks like Pete Postlethwaite got a few years' head start.

It needs the kind of scrubbing that would make Karen Silkwood wince.

That dorm room was on the sixth story, so I would have defenestrated him into mortal peril. Still might have been worth it.

Glad somebody got to the Steve Miller Band hate before I did. I had a roommate in college who played their greatest hits on a loop. I still can't believe I didn't defenestrate his shitty music loving ass.

I acquired a taste for Crystal Pepsi in college, only because I had a roommate that dipped tobacco and would use empty soda bottles as spittoons.

More importantly, who gives one with a kung-fu grip? That sounds like the worst form of hand relief ever.

CSB time: I was in Vienna a couple of weeks ago and stumbled on a strudel-making demonstration at Schonbrunn palace, all for the cost of a cappuccino and a piece of strudel. It was one of the best things about the trip.

Expect a vas deferens in pay if you major in cock instead of a STEM major.

I'll just request one for now: Jizzlobber by Faith No More.

I don't think they're a great band, but they're definitely a band that got screwed hard by their biggest hit, which is a shame because "Singing in My Sleep" and "Sculpture Garden" are pretty good songs too.

This is a good interview. It's a shame the editing process stopped after running spell check.

Did you hang up?
No, I just said "click."