I didn't before, but I am now.

Damn, that sounds delicious. I generally don't do well with butter or cream, so this sounds like a wonderful way to incorporate more bacon fat into my diet.

If I were ever in a situation where Nina was the honeypot, I'd be deeper into that shit than Winnie the Pooh.

You rang?

I'm only commenting to point out that I gave this comment up vote #69, and that it was indeed mutually pleasurable.

Isaiah what you all did here.

When my family plays, my mom usually wins.

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.

The question sounds a lot better if you imagine it was sung by Rockapella.

It is a memorable commercial. And I guess I should point out that EDS is not defunct, at least not like Pets.com or some of the other 90's internet start-ups. Hewlett-Packard bought EDS about 6-7 years ago IIRC.

At first I thought you said Menses Shark, and then I wondered how a shark that created its own blood in the water could be so clever.

Loki may be the Norse god of mischief now, but it looks like he's soon going to be Thor.

Agreed. Loved that turn of phrase. Hopefully when O'Neal ascends to the heavens, lifted up with arms wide open by a Snarknado, the A.V. Club will use sentences like this when it codes the upgraded replacement O'NEALBOT 3000.

That explains why every time I go to the Beyond section, it ends so sadly.

Mac's makeup coming off in the shower might be the funniest treatment of blackface I've ever seen. Not that I've seen a lot of funny blackface treatments…

Since they already covered my real Hatesong ("What's Up?"), I would say my other 90's Hatesong is Counting Blue Cars. F'n Dishwalla.

They're all weird tricks when a proctologist does them.

I know two women for whom ID is their favorite channel, and at least one of them is horny a lot, so I'm willing to confuse correlation with causation out of self-interest.

That's what I missed was the reveal of the crosses.  Thanks all!

Damn you DirecTV! Did Hank at least tuck his junk and dance to Goodbye Horses in the background?