Medical history or music playlist?

dang it

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This is beginning to sound like: RAN WHEN DOCKED. MINOR BODY DAMAGE. CLEAN SUBFAX. FLOATS AND DIVES LIKE NEW. RARE 1 OF 1 TITANIC SPECIAL!!! 12K DEPTH RATING GUARANTEE.  TEST DRIVES WELCOME

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So let’s say you have a friend or family member who decides to go bungee jumping. Their cord snaps and they fall to their death. At their funeral you would tell people “well, he fucked around and found out!” Or “well, he played a stupid game and won a stupid prize!”

Was he at the track? Most manufacturers won’t cover track driving anyways (which is dumb), But driving over 85mph = abuse? Even Mitsubishi stood by their high performance cars, what a let down. There’s something seriously wrong if driving 85mph will cause the car to combust.

y’know, I wanted to refute this and say “don’t judge a cybertruck owner by their choice of vehicle”.

I really wanted to do that.

Then I went to this chucklehead’s Twitter.

MAGA Dipshits now beefing with their anti-woke Lord Elon will never not be funny to me. Keep buying those moron mobiles, and we’ll keep laughing at the schadenfreude.

do not taunt CT 

Uh oh. You brought up ‘left-foot braking’...prepare for this discussion to veer off-course.

The issue is with how it was demolished.

I am somehow not surprised that the Swiss permitting system has holes in it.

“But I can’t vote for Biden because...”

Any predictive model always comes down to the assumptions… when the assumption is: “if I tell Elon the Porsche wins, I will get fired.” then you end up with results like this.

Sure, bud. It’s the Porsche owners who have fragile egos. Not the vapid man-baby who buys entire companies on a whim (only to burn billions by failing by every conceivable metric) and his bootlicking fans.

If anything, it proves Porsches are the Ultimate sports car you can buy. With only 379hp running in the mid 12s, in a manual is wild.

Who cares? Very clearly Tesla cared since they invented the story ...

“Our simulations showed the full 1/4 mi race would be close but with the same net result, so no need to risk it.”

What’s crazy to me is they could have claimed that the Cybertruck can do a 13s quarter mile while towing a car and that would still be extremely impressive. But it’s on-brand for them to cherry pick numbers and misrepresent what their products can actually do.