Tons of sense for the Yankees. Not very much for the Marlins.

Why is the onus on Stanton? The Marlins are the ones turning over each rock looking for a suitor. I would assume the past few weeks was Jeetz using the media to pressure Stanton into making a decision.

lol, christ dude.

Best at what? Losing to the Red Sox and committing felonies?

Look at this asshole.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

I’m not seeing a problem with any of this.

The internet is the worst, and the things people say to people they have never met (and will never meet) are disturbing, to say the least.

I wish I lived in a parallel universe where it was Barstool Sports that unleashed the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

I spoke with Darby Angeles Cruz, who said she hadn’t read the article but confirmed that she defended her daughter to people who left “obnoxious” comments and claimed Olivar was 18.

Poor guy, cashing all those Shrek checks...

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

We also didn’t have streaming services like Netflix/Hulu 10-25 years ago. Nowadays we have options. Football has competition.

Bears at Bengals

I traveled a lot to Boston in the early aughts, and I go to Philly a fair amount now, and I disagree completely. Boston fans then generally felt like the bottom was always going to drop out from under them, that anything good was just going to end with Lucy pulling the football out of the way at the last second.…

If the Eagles get to the Super Bowl and lose to the Patriots in a manner similar to the 2015 Seahawks, i.e., Andy Reid makes a boneheaded last-minute call that costs them the game, which fanbase do you think will deal with it in a more mature fashion? I’m torn.

I was hoping this proposal would pan out. If they’re not going to move to Portland or Montreal, they need a near-future upgrade from the Oakland Coliseum, or as I sometimes like to call it, the Cholo Grounds.

They’re just shocked because of all the exposed wiring at the Coliseum.

Bah...step up your gaaaAAAMMMMmeee!

That is an incorrect use of ‘stool pigeon’ unless you mean Eli was about to drop the dime on one of his teammates.