Next time I need a haircut I may show them a screenshot from this video and ask for a Sharon Reed.

More like “Tonight on ‘How to tell someone has never eaten good pizza before’”

I would be willing to guinea pig this idea.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

You know your life is in jeopardy when momma comes at you all calm, smooth-voiced, and hair, makeup and nails are on point. I stood at attention during her video th n clapped giving her a standing-O.

I disagree with this. I would rather the team play their game and take me seriously, rather than use me as a practice dummy. And five passes when there’s only four defenders on the court?

- that was me in High School, too. Sadly, I had the same results as the Brockton girls.

I don’t disagree with you but as someone who has been on some very bad teams(not basketball), it always bothered me a lot more when the other team just started fucking around and not playing hard. I much preferred getting destroyed but still leaving with the feeling that the other team wasn’t making fun of me(even if…

Things you may have forgotten about this awful year: the night before the special election to replace Montana’s representative to the House, who became the Secretary of the Interior (and has threatened a Senator’s state if they didn’t vote for the healthcare bill and also was likely involved in a tiny company from…

“We are exploring other options with Gelo,”

I’m 33 and my highlights would be the interesting ways my children have vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed and defecated on me.

big deal my phillies signed a coach who suntans his balls

Jesus, McAdoo’s really gone off the deep end.

Yeah? Well, my Pirates claimed Nik Turley off waivers from the Twins! Nik Turley!

I couldn’t have said it better myself. I’d buy Yuengling over some over-hopped Brooklyn super IPA garbage any day.

And all airplanes have a distortion built into their windows to make the earth appear round. So everything checks out.

what don't you get about "IT'S A CONSPIRACY"??? how are you going to get there? the pilots and boat captains are all in on it.

Just…where is the edge of the earth? Wherever it is…go there…and take video footage of it. Raise whatever money you need for travel expenses, resources…maybe a lawyer for legal issues. Just go there. There are some flat earth people with money; get them to give you money if they are so convinced.