Next time I need a haircut I may show them a screenshot from this video and ask for a Sharon Reed.

More like “Tonight on ‘How to tell someone has never eaten good pizza before’”

I would be willing to guinea pig this idea.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

You know your life is in jeopardy when momma comes at you all calm, smooth-voiced, and hair, makeup and nails are on point. I stood at attention during her video th n clapped giving her a standing-O.

I disagree with this. I would rather the team play their game and take me seriously, rather than use me as a practice dummy. And five passes when there’s only four defenders on the court?

- that was me in High School, too. Sadly, I had the same results as the Brockton girls.

I don’t disagree with you but as someone who has been on some very bad teams(not basketball), it always bothered me a lot more when the other team just started fucking around and not playing hard. I much preferred getting destroyed but still leaving with the feeling that the other team wasn’t making fun of me(even if…

Things you may have forgotten about this awful year: the night before the special election to replace Montana’s representative to the House, who became the Secretary of the Interior (and has threatened a Senator’s state if they didn’t vote for the healthcare bill and also was likely involved in a tiny company from…

“We are exploring other options with Gelo,”

I’m 33 and my highlights would be the interesting ways my children have vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed and defecated on me.

Quick math:

Jesus, I can’t believe I’m actually responding to this. All of those pictures are taken at basically sea level. The earth is spherical, there are thousands of ways to support this conclusion. Stop making a fool of yourself.

No, just flawed logic. Those objects are man-made. Planets, bubbles, water drops are shaped by physics and gravity. Last I checked, humans didn’t have the power to control either physics or gravity, only the ability to operate under their influence.

The issue is not just that the earth is “round”, but that it’s spherical. Some flat earthers believe it’s a round flat disk. And yes, it’s turtles all the way down.

Don’t need to be in a car to demonstrate gravity haha. It’s ok, I wasn’t trying to be a troll or anything. I was actually getting into it then I’m like, uh oh, example for another issue :D

No, you can’t “literally walk all the way around the earth”. By boat or by plane, sure. But no way you are going to be able to walk across an ocean.

I’m sorry, but you can’t “prove” anything to people who are willfully ignorant. They will always find a way to cling to their beliefs, in spite of facts or logic.