What’s a food item (or variation of food) that you thought would be disgusting but you actually enjoy? Like maybe a topping on pizza that you thought you’d hate but actually like.

They’re both as bad as the fuckin’ Eagles but I think people rate Billy Joel a little more so I guess him.

You know the answer to this.

the egg

how upscale are we talking? fancy scotch always wins but who can afford that shit, whereas a $25 bottle of eagle rare or whatever beats any standard scotch

At some point, you start feeling a little sad for people who fill the voids that are their lives by sending nasty emails to strangers.

done

Yeah. You can always go back, and it’s good to expand your horizons.

Timothy—about a year ago my Twitter was hacked and my account started blasting off advertisements to everyone I followed, including you. You subsequently blocked me. I regained control over my account later that day, but remained blocked. I miss your tweets. Would you consider unblocking me? My handle is @cdyhwkns

buried in the ground, like all of us

I’m not proud of it, but I’ve really drastically scaled back the amount of national/political news I’m consuming these days. I also spend a loooot less time on Twitter.

If you drink so much of it why are you so bad at identifying it

it’s advisable to have an assistant during any kind of plumbing work, lots can go wrong

Pancakes, waffles, french toast.

Definitely DM Don Jr. that we should do collusion then leak the screenshot to Deadspin.

Because you’re a fucking moron. Just like the rest of us.

Look out Houston. Now you’re only going to win the division by 10, 15 games tops.

Why the fuck am I a fucking Mariners fan?

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