I should clarify that I am not a fan of Philadelphia and I want him to drop to them not because I want their team to improve, but because he will be miserable in the city and his dad has done everything to dissuade the Celtics from taking him so he can be a big star in LA.

Yes. Yes he is.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

I think this whole fad would go away quickly if we could go back to calling them “toy helicopters” instead of drones

“This walking Hall of Fame plaque left his team to play with another team, so that means he sucks now.”

The most inane conversation in baseball announcing these days is coming from Paul O’Neill on YES. It’s very hard to listen to. He’s an insufferable luddite, a fervent Trump supporter, and he’s completely out of his element. I loved him a a player, but he’s the worst thing about that broadcast. David Cone, on the other…

BUT THEY STILL ARE BUILT EVEN WITH DURANT! BARNES LEFT IN FA AND THEY SHOULD ALWAYS BE TRYING TO IMPROVE THEIR TEAM. THIS ISN’T THE 98 MARLINS!

White Sox fans always shrug off Hawk’s racism: “That’s our Hawk! Yeah he’s an old-timer and a bit of a homer, but I love ‘em”. It always bugged me how Sox fans seem okay with this.

I legitimately do not understand the Warriors hate outside of the fact that they are good. They built a team with their highest draft pick being Curry at 7, and no one thought he would turn into the best 3 point shooter of all time. Draymond who was a 2nd round pick and Klay Thompson who was number 11. It’s not like…

Yeah I would have much rather he won the title as a Supersonic.

If a better company in a nicer part of the country asked me to work for them for millions of dollars, I’d probably say yes, too.

Mike Greenberg is a Poor Man’s Bill Simmons.

How about shortening the lineup to 6 players? How about creating a cadre of robots that throws 5,000 pitches per second to allow for simulation of the entire season? How about summarily executing all players from the 25 man rosters of any team involved in a game that exceeds 45 minutes? We must examine all available…

No, stop. Melania is nobody’s mascot. Unless she Lorena Bobbits his ass, fuck her, and even then still fuck her.

Cornbread

13 meaningless goals in two meaningless matches. Pat yourself on the back, no one else needs to do it for you.

Reines purchased four podiums on Amazon, two for his home and two for the secret office the Clinton campaign lent him at the PerkinsCoie law firm in Washington, D.C. He searched eBay for a 2005 Donald J. Trump signature collection watch, which he purchased for $175. He experimented with a self-tanning lotion on his…

It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

From: Bob Billa
To: Albert Burneko