Jordan took a nearly two year sabbatical in the middle of his career.

Jordan also retired at 31. Played 10 seasons. Took 2 years off for whatever “reason.” He “deprived” the fans for 2 years, Lebron sits out a game from time to time.

In his 13 year career with the Bulls, Jordan played a total of 35,887 minutes. In a 14 year career, LeBron has played 40,844.

No, he just needed to take almost two full seasons off mid-career.

Related: Dortmund goes full Cinderella and wins the title. Desperate Liverpool fans (are there any other kind?) rush to claim that it’s really Klopp’s team and that they’re destined for greatness next year.

Seriously, at some point do they get enough unique visitors for that vertical that they can stop flooding the Deadspin home page with links to it?

During the second leg he’ll be chillin on the sidelines with his skateboard doing huge ollies of hot bitches titties. Then even though he isn’t playing he’ll drill a fart so nasty that Monacos team just dies instantly.

I’m so shell shocked by these e sports think pieces, I almost missed an actual good sports post.

I think it’s ridiculous you have Pulisic getting a hat trick in each leg. Please be more realistic about this kid.

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...

Conversation With Sammy Hagar or Build-A-Vibrator Workshop? I’d be paralyzed with indecision. Can’t these two panels be combined?

I think I speak for everyone that we would love it if you told us exactly what fascism is.

Can I still say bumpin’?

Anybody saying woke needs to stop.

Hey, we just stopped saying “jiggy.” Give us some time.

Hey, remember how conservatives “got over” President Obama winning?

THERE’S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE CLOWN IN THIS TOWN

pretty sure the woman in the white hat standing in front of the camera was not using landscape... and rightfully got a face-full of snow and ice.

As long as there were no rocks in the snow or solid chunks of ice, I think it would be fine.

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?