Jordan took a nearly two year sabbatical in the middle of his career.

Jordan also retired at 31. Played 10 seasons. Took 2 years off for whatever “reason.” He “deprived” the fans for 2 years, Lebron sits out a game from time to time.

In his 13 year career with the Bulls, Jordan played a total of 35,887 minutes. In a 14 year career, LeBron has played 40,844.

No, he just needed to take almost two full seasons off mid-career.

Related: Dortmund goes full Cinderella and wins the title. Desperate Liverpool fans (are there any other kind?) rush to claim that it’s really Klopp’s team and that they’re destined for greatness next year.

Seriously, at some point do they get enough unique visitors for that vertical that they can stop flooding the Deadspin home page with links to it?

During the second leg he’ll be chillin on the sidelines with his skateboard doing huge ollies of hot bitches titties. Then even though he isn’t playing he’ll drill a fart so nasty that Monacos team just dies instantly.

I’m so shell shocked by these e sports think pieces, I almost missed an actual good sports post.

I think it’s ridiculous you have Pulisic getting a hat trick in each leg. Please be more realistic about this kid.

Either way I’m sure there will be a giant dildo there...

Conversation With Sammy Hagar or Build-A-Vibrator Workshop? I’d be paralyzed with indecision. Can’t these two panels be combined?

I know the issue of tanking is beaten to death, but God damn would I be pissed if I were Bledsoe. The one guy doing his job is deprived of 14 games with which to rack up numbers as the alpha of the team, but God knows Alex Len doesn’t suffer because he’s a shit player.

The Suns can’t be tanking. They don’t even have a white dwarf on their roster.

Also here for the tank party...

Rather than make an astronomical joke, what recourse does Bledsoe/players’ union have for essentially diminishing his long-term value? He won’t get to showcase his skills in the last 15 games of the season and any cartel like the NBA can use “couldn’t play through ‘knee soreness’ that one time” as a way of…

Draymond getting a triple double without points is still one of the weirdest, most incredible statlines ever

that seems like a pretty narrow assessment of Curry’s impact. Setting aside the fact that the MVP voting will pretty much always give more weight to offense than defense, Curry didn’t just shoot threes. By being able to repeatedly hit threes from 30-ft, he redefined the parameters of defense, and that lead to a…

LOL, no.

Why would any attachment take you to your login page when you are already logged in?

Wake up at noon