That’s a strong counterargument. Sadly, I’m pretty sure that’s from a commercial where he’s shilling for some sort of balm, powder, or cream.

Brett Favre and Little Brett Favre count?

It’s a tiny sample, but he did lead the league in average exit velocity last year. I’ll grant you that 39 events is not enough to boldly declare he’s the next great slugger, but he did average 96.8 mph, and he’s only 24 years old.

Teens? My 10 and 8-year-olds have been on this kick for moooonnnnnths. I was thinking it was some weird Midwestern thing we had moved into. Apparently not. I have so many ruined pieces of Gladware, Tupperware, etc. around the house storing this crap that they are wanting to “sell” to their friends.

I hope Leicester get relegated

Watch ONE of these videos and Instagram’s explore will be nothing but these for the rest of your days. Something is wrong with the explore algorithm.

Just looking at their roster, I don’t know how they’re going to succeed with only 2 Point Guards. They should look to add 2 or 3 more before the deadline ends. That’s how successful teams are built, right?

you think lawyers or rich kids don’t know the effects of drugs? have you been to college, all rich kids do is do drugs

That’s why they’re called XTREME Sour Cream & Cheddar.

I absolutely murdered a bag of Doritos.

I got violent on weed once. Wrote an internet comment in all caps.

“You would try to say that repeated and prolonged use of marijuana had an effect on his brain so he couldn’t form clear intent to commit first-degree murder.”

Amishspin did a similar piece entitled “Wow! Look Upon Colby Rasmus’s Beard, And Ovulate.”

I go to Mizzou. This article reminded me that we have a basketball team.

Having stayed up to watch fucking Nats-Dodgers Game 5, which I frequently have stress dreams is still going on, the real culprit to long games, especially in the playoffs, are frequent pitching changes, which is funny given how much managers in the postseason were praised up and down for playing matchup ball that saw…

I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

“He was reaching for my gun.”

Piazza is better off overseas as the folks in St. Louis consider Italians, “darkies.”

The irony here is that when LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh took below-market deals to play together, they got pilloried for being ... selfish!

Selfish seems to come from the fact that Melo maxes out his contract instead of giving billionaires a price break on his own market worth. Apparently he should play for the love of it.