I hope all of these people know that they are special, like a snowflake, and I wish them nothing but the best in their search for a space that’s warm, welcoming, and safe for their egregious grammar and punctuation.

Reading these is uplifting. The same way that watching a Hooter’s Pageant once made me feel so much better that I had less cellulite than most of those women.

My job is managing money for people, you’re job

This was about as succinct and goddamn perfect of an email as you can possibly have.

It always amazes me how quick people are to tell you what your job is (“your job is to make me laugh”, “your job is to stick to sports” etc. etc.).

From: Tom Ley

AT&T Center security has a similar problem with Tim Duncan, and always are keeping an eye on him when he’s in the arena, because of all the customers complaining of him lecturing them that, instead of spending all this money to watch a basketball game, they should invest it in a 5 year treasury note which, on…

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it was me, i came to his house and forced him to read it at gunpoint

ikr

And instead of just skipping the article you immediately knew was not sports-related, you felt obligated to not only click on it but scroll down to the comments and post a response to it.

Always remember: Bad schools make future Republicans! If don’t bother to teach kids how to think, they won’t bother to learn. This locks in your base for the next generation.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

The whole Zen Master thing was always bullshit.

He was quoted in Newsday as saying he was upset because he just wanted Gizmodo to be about technology and not so much with the politics and all that stuff.

At this point, Knicks fans may back Reggie Miller over James Dolan.

He’s disrupting the response one would expect from someone who disrupts things.

Tim Duncan famously backed Joe Lacob down in the paint and, then being sure to keep his pivot foot firmly planted, gave two strong head fakes, before going up with a two handed lay-up using the glass.

I would love to be wrong about Greg Bird, but I’m just not seeing it. What is he, a 20 HR first baseman? 25 if he hits the PEDs. Don’t get me wrong, gritty as the day is long, but I’m not talking shit to my Red Sox fan friends about the dawning of the Greg Bird era.

I don’t know about the circumstances of her marriage or what goes on behind closed doors, and I’ll leave speculation to others. But in public she has revealed herself to be little more than a petulant bully, willing to use her platform as First Lady to cajole anyone who crosses her. If I was to wish being married to…