Don’t you just love the parenting advice from people without kids?

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock

Falcon fan here - Even if the Falcons could play themselves in the Super Bowl, they would have still found a way to choke it away to another team anyway.

I’m sorry for your loss, and it’s clearly a nice touchstone for you to honor your father’s memory. With that being said:

Clearly you don’t read as many articles as you say you do, because Drew is from Minnesota and currently resides in southern MD or northern VA, based on his hatred of local sports media and their constant fawning toward the Deadskins. Zero NY involved in that.

Oh, right. Because segregation in northern cities, specifically the Boston metro area, isn’t a thing.

Yeah, Drew needs to do everyone a favor and STOP PREDICTING SHIT.

its not the team, its the fans. Its the “victim” mentality that surrounds Boston fans cloaked in a low-self esteem “we’re better than you” bravado that gets jammed down everyone loses threats. Yeah, you’re team (teams) are legendary, your comebacks amazing, but your humility and gratitude is lacking. For every…

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

As a Falcons fan, this will now bug me to my grave. Julio’s catch should have gone down as an incredible, game-sealing grab. We run it 3 times from there, kick the field goal, and all get to laugh about how close the Pats got

He’s thinking...‘thank god I’m moving to California so I won’t have things thrown at me in the streets.’

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

Wtf, how do you pick your teams? Montreal, DC, and Atlanta?

You root for some random ass teams.

I used to be really competitive, but then I realized staying in shape didn’t get me shit and being lazy was really, really fucking nice.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

I generally disagree with Deadspin’s anti-dissent policy, but you need to be banned for this atrocious take.

I am a nullifier of this hypothesis. The Buttfumble encapsulates so much about Sanchez, the Jets, America, Two and Half Men is proof Jesus died in vain.

Yes, but by “food” he meant “the hearts and souls of the vanquished.”