Or maybe just smoke your weed and chill the fuck out.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

Throw it to the dumb white guy and hope he doesn’t run backwards?

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Let’s check in live on the scene with Peter Gammons. Peter!

As a Mets fan, I prefer to think of this as the 10th anniversary of Endy Chavez’s catch. Also, fuck Aaron Heilman.

That pitch was brilliant and anybody who says Beltran choked is an idiot. 12-6 curve on the outside is a tall order for a hitter.

I’ve just had it with the never-ending false equivalencies. You have Trump telling people in swing states to be “vigilant at the polls” and to “watch out for voting fraud”, and jackasses like dude here wanna throw up a pic of two homeless lookin idiots who, at the direction of nobody in particular (especially Barack…

These clowns took it upon themselves to do this. In no way shape or form did Obama ever even suggest anyone do this. Trump on the other hand is basically calling people to arms. Understand the difference?

“Undecided voters” is a polite way of saying “uninformed morons” and most of them are so disengaged from politics that they probably don’t even know that the debate is on tonight.

I feel like these are more or less the same topics from the last two debates (or at least the intended topics before we got sucked into discussing “locker room talk”). “Debt and entitlements” will probably end up going into healthcare again. “Economy” will probably turn into a trade discussion again. The wording might…

the mighty centrist god Entitlement Cut

People think Trump doesn’t have depth on the issues, but he has a lifetime of experience with entitlements.

Why was that quote formatted by Franz Kafka?

And I remember how none of that disqualifies her from being president too!

Oh gawd I can’t unsee it now.

Remember when Donald Trump assaulted all those women and then had his wife go out and blame it on someone else?

But enough about Donald’s jowls.

Kinda like when Donald Trump boasted about sexually assaulting women, and then tried to defend himself against a plethora of accusers by implying they weren’t attractive enough for him to sexually assault.